The Blue Pill Granny has been caught after a series of deaths have been linked to her. They say she would “dose them and ride them”.

Houston, Texas- Lucy Bentwood, aged 81, has been arrested on 13 charges of first degree murder. The suspect has been linked to at least 5 different retirement homes where suspicious deaths have occurred. Bentwood would befriend men whom had no heirs to leave the money too. She would gain their trust and build relationship with … Read more The Blue Pill Granny has been caught after a series of deaths have been linked to her. They say she would “dose them and ride them”.

Man arrested for writing a check with his p*nis at Best Buy

Houston, Texas– On September 23 a Jersey Village man was arrested for indecent exposure at Best Buy (location withheld to protect the innocent). The mans name is Heathcliff Von Stuber age 33 . Police were called when Stuber proceeded to fill out his check using a pen gripped by his penis. The cashier claimed the … Read more Man arrested for writing a check with his p*nis at Best Buy