Supreme Court of Georgia upholds marriage between siblings after news of pregnancy surfaces.

Marietta, GA- Kirk Vertin and Kathy Vertin’s marriage has bee upheld by the Supreme Court of Georgia. The couple drew national attention for marrying each other. They are full siblings with the same biological parents. The marriage between siblings with the same parents is not somethings that happens all the time because it’s illegal… or … Read more Supreme Court of Georgia upholds marriage between siblings after news of pregnancy surfaces.

The Trick or Treating Trio to be on the watch for!

Houston, TX- The trio of Mark, Tom and Travis, who have ties to the Mexican Mafia, are coming for unsuspecting individuals handing out candy this year just like they did last year. The three show up in costume like anyone of short stature would and survey the landscape of the house the best they can. … Read more The Trick or Treating Trio to be on the watch for!

Florida man doesn’t understand why he can’t get a job, proceeds to trash the McDonald’s that won’t hire him.

Tallahassee, FL – Peter Miller was having a hard time finding employment after being released from prison just months earlier. He couldn’t understand why he would never get past the first interview with potential employers. Miller began to accept the fact that he may have to start with a honest, humble job and work his … Read more Florida man doesn’t understand why he can’t get a job, proceeds to trash the McDonald’s that won’t hire him.

Christmas is cancelled this year due to Santa’s drug habit that he funded by pimping out his elves.

North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had acquired a methamphetamine to help keep him awake when delivering presents around the globe. According to North Pole police, Kringle needed a way to fund his ever increasing drug habit. He took volunteers to be prostitutes as he is … Read more Christmas is cancelled this year due to Santa’s drug habit that he funded by pimping out his elves.

Man loses virginity to hooker, gets arrested and couldn’t care less.

Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel know for prostitution. A police spokesman said, “The suspect didn’t try to run or deny his involvement. He was just so happy. Easiest arrest of the year”. When questioned by the media as to why he didn’t seem upset about his arrest Ottoblock explains, “as … Read more Man loses virginity to hooker, gets arrested and couldn’t care less.

Bride To Be Gets Pregnant By Midget Stripper!!!

Los Angeles, CA- Bride to be had a little more fun than most during her bachelorette party. Her friends surprised her with a midget stripper by the name of “Short Man Long Dong”. Mostly seen as a prank, the bride Florence Monroe, was actually pleasantly surprise by her friends “joke”. She’d always had a “thing” … Read more Bride To Be Gets Pregnant By Midget Stripper!!!