Supreme Court of Georgia upholds marriage between siblings after news of pregnancy surfaces.

Marietta, GA- Kirk Vertin and Kathy Vertin’s marriage has bee upheld by the Supreme Court of Georgia. The couple drew national attention for marrying each other. They are full siblings with the same biological parents. The marriage between siblings with the same parents is not somethings that happens all the time because it’s illegal… or … Read more

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Christmas is cancelled this year due to Santa’s drug habit that he funded by pimping out his elves.

North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had acquired a methamphetamine to help keep him awake when delivering presents around the globe. According to North Pole police, Kringle needed a way to fund his ever increasing drug habit. He took volunteers to be prostitutes as he is … Read more

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Man loses virginity to hooker, gets arrested and couldn’t care less.

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Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel know for prostitution. A police spokesman said, “The suspect didn’t try to run or deny his involvement. He was just so happy. Easiest arrest of the year”. When questioned by the media as to why he didn’t seem upset about his arrest Ottoblock explains, “as … Read more

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