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Month: November 2019

Russian Man Has Been Drinking His Semen For Over 75 Years To Combat The Signs Of Aging. “I have to constantly beat my meat”

November 26, 2019 Bonine 0
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Vladimir Pechenko (95) is just your average guy, except for one major difference. Pechenko drinks his own semen to help combat the signs of aging. When asked how this all began, Pechenko had this to say, “I got to thinking how my cum must be full of vitamins and minerals. […]

Mortician Who Had Been Stealing Testicles For Albondigas Soup, Has Been Taken Into Custody.

November 20, 2019 Bonine 12
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Houtson TX- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Stump got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning […]

Stripper Drops Turd On Stage. Requests For Her Lap Dances Double As A Result

November 17, 2019 Bonine 6
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Houston, TX- Stripper Maryanne “Diamond” Simons is a popular stripper at Knockers, but as of Saturday night she is the must see attraction! It was just a regular Saturday night as Diamond was dancing to some nickleback song when things started to take a turn in a new direction. Diamond […]

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