Man Caught Having Sex With The Family Sheep

Beaumont, TX – Matthew Johnson (25) was arrested Sunday when he was caught having sexual relations with “Emmy”, the family sheep. Matthew was caught by his father who left church to pick up his wife’s asthma inhaler with the intentions of returning back to the service. Matthew’s dad, Phil, heard a strange noise coming from … Read more

Pizza Delivery Man Fired For “Sexually” Relieving Himself Onto The Pizzas Of Known Non Tipping Customers. Wanted For Questioning By Police.

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Houston, Texas – Max Green of Houston was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will be withheld pending a police investigation into this sticky situation. Green had been a delivery driver for 3yrs before any complaints had been filed against him. Pizzas were being delivered cold … Read more