Florida Man Caught Using A Grapefruit To Please Himself While Peeping On Elderly Women At Local YMCA

Orlando, FL- James Litchenson was caught by the janitor at the local YMCA with a grapefruit on his schlong. The janitor, who wishes to remain anonymous, said “I was just following a trail of this mess on the group with my mop and when I got to the end I saw this pendejo f*cking a … Read more

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OCTOMOM Adds Drinking Breastmilk To Her Strip Routine And The Men Are Loving It!!!

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Miami, Florida- Octomom (Nadya Suleman) was looking for ways to increase her earnings while she took her clothes off at the strip club. If there’s one thing Octomom is good at, it’s getting those melons of her’s full and ready to burst! We must confess, she has a few other talents, but we will save … Read more

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Pizza Delivery Man Fired For “Sexually” Relieving Himself Onto The Pizzas Of Known Non Tipping Customers. Wanted For Questioning By Police.

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Houston, Texas – Max Green of Houston was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will be withheld pending a police investigation into this sticky situation. Green had been a delivery driver for 3yrs before any complaints had been filed against him. Pizzas were being delivered cold … Read more

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