Beavis AKA “The Great Cornholio” Is Losing His Sh*t Because There Is No T.P. For His Bunghole

Highland, TX- According to multiple sources Beavis is completely losing his shit over not being able to find T.P. for his bunghole. He will not be called anything but “The Great Cornholio” 24/7. “The Great Cornholio is a creature that needs T.P. to survive and we have never seen him this distressed. The community is … Read more

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Seattle High-Schoolers Feed Seagulls Alka Seltzer And Get Expelled From School When The Birds Burst In The Air

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Seattle, WA- Three local high-schoolers have been expelled from school after they gave seagulls food stuffed with Alka Seltzer. The names and photos of the pranksters will not be released due to their ages. and these “pranksters” thought that’s all this would be, a prank. Well they got that and then some. The idea was … Read more

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CORONAVIRUS FOUND IN METH. AUTHORITIES ARE URGING ANYONE WITH THE DRUG TO PLEASE TURN IT IN TO THIER LOCAL POLICE STATION FOR TESTING.

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Houston , TX- Local authorities have become aware that the deadly coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. According to criminal informants a shipment of meth that went through the port of Houston, was laced with the virus. There is extra concern for users of this drug and possibly contracting the virus. Meth users have … Read more

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