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Washington, D.C. – President Trump, in a rare moment of charity has decided to supply his White House staffers with lysol and other disinfectants so they may be ready in the case that they acquire COVID-19. “We have a big big responsibility to keep those close around us healthy. So I decided alone, that we … Read more
Seattle, WA- Beth Simons (57) has always gone against the grain in her life by blazing her own trail. Now Simons the trailblazer will be going down a very strange but loving path when she carries the child of dead daughter. “I recently found out that my daughter Marianne had some of her eggs frozen … Read more
Washington, DC – A Zoologist at The Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History Has been keeping a close eye on how animal life has shifted since most of the world’s population has lessened their global impact on so many things including the renewing world of animals. The animal kingdom is experiencing a freedom not known in recent history. … Read more
Colorado Spring, CO – Dennis Beck (34), was arrested after many dozens of people became sick from sandwiches he made. For about 2 weeks the calls were coming in about food poisoning and not feeling well after ordering meatballs subs. At first store manager Glen Mansen wasn’t too alarmed as calls like that are not … Read more
Janesville, Wisconsin – William “Bill” Redding (53) and Kevin Waverly (31) , Have been arrested for the abduction of an unknown amount of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Records for witnesses are not as easy to come by, so an exact number may be weeks away. At least two men, Jebidiah Foresythe (22) and Wilson Bender (21) have … Read more
Oxnard, CA – Elizabeth Montgomery was arrested April 5th without incident for allegedly feeding her family the remains of late husband for Sunday night dinner. “Once a month we would go over to Grandma Montgomery’s for Sunday dinner. The month after Grandad disappeared was a particular hard time for us all. We knew without his … Read more