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Seattle, WA- Beth Simons (57) has always gone against the grain in her life by blazing her own trail. Now Simons the trailblazer will be going down a very strange but loving path when she carries the child of dead daughter. “I recently found out that my daughter Marianne had some of her eggs frozen … Read more
Colorado Spring, CO – Dennis Beck (34), was arrested after many dozens of people became sick from sandwiches he made. For about 2 weeks the calls were coming in about food poisoning and not feeling well after ordering meatballs subs. At first store manager Glen Mansen wasn’t too alarmed as calls like that are not … Read more
Janesville, Wisconsin – William “Bill” Redding (53) and Kevin Waverly (31) , Have been arrested for the abduction of an unknown amount of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Records for witnesses are not as easy to come by, so an exact number may be weeks away. At least two men, Jebidiah Foresythe (22) and Wilson Bender (21) have … Read more
Oxnard, CA – Elizabeth Montgomery was arrested April 5th without incident for allegedly feeding her family the remains of late husband for Sunday night dinner. “Once a month we would go over to Grandma Montgomery’s for Sunday dinner. The month after Grandad disappeared was a particular hard time for us all. We knew without his … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- In a recent survey of convicted serial killers, the question as to where was the best place to buy supplies, Walmart was the overwhelming winner in that category. According to most killers, the supply level of cleaning products coupled with an abundance of rubbermaid containers, was what had always set Walmart apart … Read more