Month: April 2020

Trump To Donate Lysol, Hand Sanitizer and Other Disinfectants To White House Staffers. But What About Us?

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Washington, D.C. – President Trump, in a rare moment of charity has decided to supply his White House staffers with lysol and other disinfectants so they may be ready in the case that they acquire COVID-19. “We have a big big responsibility to keep those close around us healthy. So I decided alone, that we … Read more Trump To Donate Lysol, Hand Sanitizer and Other Disinfectants To White House Staffers. But What About Us?

Seattle Woman To Have Child Using Deceased Daughter’s Frozen Eggs And Son’s Sperm

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Seattle, WA- Beth Simons (57) has always gone against the grain in her life by blazing her own trail. Now Simons the trailblazer will be going down a very strange but loving path when she carries the child of dead daughter. “I recently found out that my daughter Marianne had some of her eggs frozen … Read more Seattle Woman To Have Child Using Deceased Daughter’s Frozen Eggs And Son’s Sperm

Smithsonian Says, “Dinosaurs Are Making A Come Back As Nature Repairs Damage Done By Humans During Quarantine”

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Washington, DC – A Zoologist at The Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History Has been keeping a close eye on how animal life has shifted since most of the world’s population has lessened their global impact on so many things including the renewing world of animals. The animal kingdom is experiencing a freedom not known in recent history. … Read more Smithsonian Says, “Dinosaurs Are Making A Come Back As Nature Repairs Damage Done By Humans During Quarantine”

Colorado Man Arrested For Putting Bull Testes In Subway Meatball Subs

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Colorado Spring, CO – Dennis Beck (34), was arrested after many dozens of people became sick from sandwiches he made. For about 2 weeks the calls were coming in about food poisoning and not feeling well after ordering meatballs subs. At first store manager Glen Mansen wasn’t too alarmed as calls like that are not … Read more Colorado Man Arrested For Putting Bull Testes In Subway Meatball Subs

Wisconsin Men Arrested For Abducting, Brainwashing And Converting Jehovah’s Witnesses Into Satanists

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Janesville, Wisconsin – William “Bill” Redding (53) and Kevin Waverly (31) , Have been arrested for the abduction of an unknown amount of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Records for witnesses are not as easy to come by, so an exact number may be weeks away. At least two men, Jebidiah Foresythe (22) and Wilson Bender (21) have … Read more Wisconsin Men Arrested For Abducting, Brainwashing And Converting Jehovah’s Witnesses Into Satanists

90 Year Old Granny Arrested For Feeding Family The Remains Of Her “Missing” Husband

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Oxnard, CA – Elizabeth Montgomery was arrested April 5th without incident for allegedly feeding her family the remains of late husband for Sunday night dinner. “Once a month we would go over to Grandma Montgomery’s for Sunday dinner. The month after Grandad disappeared was a particular hard time for us all. We knew without his … Read more 90 Year Old Granny Arrested For Feeding Family The Remains Of Her “Missing” Husband

Recent Studies Show 25% Of Floridians Believe The Corona Virus Is From The Beer and Blame Illegal Immigrants

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Jennings, FL – According to a poll conducted by The National Polling Agency at the CDC’s request, not everyone is in agreement with the origins of COVID-19. That rings true most prominently in Florida where 25% of those polled believe that COVID-19 AKA The Corona Virus is actually acquired from drinking Corona beer smuggled in … Read more Recent Studies Show 25% Of Floridians Believe The Corona Virus Is From The Beer and Blame Illegal Immigrants

CDC Warns “Vegans More Likely To Contract Virus”. Here Is One Mans Story:

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Berkely, CA – Miles Williams (61), has recovered from COVID-19 after a long battle in the hospital that almost cost him his life. “It was touch and go for a while. His immune system was severely compromised from lack of nutrition”, said one Doctor. This is what Miles had to say, “First thing I knew … Read more CDC Warns “Vegans More Likely To Contract Virus”. Here Is One Mans Story: