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Month: April 2020

Seattle Woman To Have Child Using Deceased Daughter’s Frozen Eggs And Son’s Sperm

April 23, 2020 Bonine 6
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Seattle, WA- Beth Simons (57) has always gone against the grain in her life by blazing her own trail. Now Simons the trailblazer will be going down a very strange but loving path when she carries the child of dead daughter. “I recently found out that my daughter Marianne had […]

Colorado Man Arrested For Putting Bull Testicles In Subway Meatball Subs

April 12, 2020 Bonine 0
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Colorado Spring, CO – Dennis Beck (34), was arrested after many dozens of people became sick from sandwiches he made. For about 2 weeks the calls were coming in about food poisoning and not feeling well after ordering meatballs subs. At first store manager Glen Mansen wasn’t too alarmed as […]

Walmart Has Been Voted #1 Place For Serial Killers To Shop

April 1, 2020 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- In a recent survey of convicted serial killers, the question as to where was the best place to buy supplies, Walmart was the overwhelming winner in that category. According to most killers, the supply level of cleaning products coupled with an abundance of rubbermaid containers, was what […]

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