Van Nuys, Ca- Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever adult film featuring two sets of siamese twins. If this was any other year, this might be shocking, but 2022 is the year of the unexpected. The Hensel twins […]
Dallas, TX- 29 year old Kevin Dooley has gone where not many men have gone before and had a penile implant inserted into his penis to increase the girth. This poor lad could never get a second date and it had him thoroughly confounded. Dooley has a good job, nice […]
Helena, MT- Helena Regional Airport was the site of some commotion today when a large man was caught trying to smuggle 45 MAGA hats in his anus onto a airplane. Peter Peters was stopped by TSA when the body scanner showed the hats in his ass. TSA agents asked Peter […]
Beverly Hills, CA- Karen Wondersnatch has been locked up after found screaming at a white cat during the early hours of September 27, 2020. Apparently Karen had found her husband and the cat in a compromising situation. Not only that, but Karen’s toy poodle Felix was part of the action […]
Los Angeles, CA- News broke over the weekend that pop superstar Katy Perry has reached an agreement with adult toy super company, Fleshlight, to produce a limited edition Fleshlight based off of Ms. Perry’s specifications. The deal between the two is reported to be worth in excess of $100 million […]
In 1936 Howard Hughes drove the car that cost the life of a pedestrian. After an evening with Spector, actress Loni Clarkson was dead before the night was over. A rear end collision involving Gayheart, resulted in the loss of a life. Moon ran over his bodyguard trying to escape […]
If anyone finds a tape of her, please email me. Moving on… Paris Hilton hit the ground running with her exciting tape. She was at the height of her celebrity and the tape didn’t seem to tarnish her party girl reputation one bit. It is argued that the Kim K […]
She may have went downhill years ago, but our former crush is finding new life in her 30’s Ms. Lohan had one long, very public fall from grace. Kim has always been a hot mess, but that marriage to Kanye. We’re still trying to understand that one. The dirty girl […]
Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2020 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a […]
Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting the coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies are offering a reward of double the street price for the drug when you turn it in. Good news bad news. If you’ve been […]
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