CORONA VIRUS ANTIBODIES FOUND IN METH. THE POPE URGES PEOPLE TO TURN THE DRUG INTO LOCAL AUTHORITIES FOR A REWARD.

Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting the coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies are offering a reward of double the street price for the drug when you turn it in. Good news bad news. If you’ve been a user of meth, you … Read more CORONA VIRUS ANTIBODIES FOUND IN METH. THE POPE URGES PEOPLE TO TURN THE DRUG INTO LOCAL AUTHORITIES FOR A REWARD.

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MAN FOUND COOKING HIS MOTHER’S REMAINS AFTER NEIGHBORS CALL 911 TO REPORT A SUSPICIOUS SMELL

Lubbock, TX- 52 year old man, Wayne Wentz was arrested preparing one of his deceased mother’s kidneys for dinner. Officers were responding to reports of a suspicious smell coming from his apartment. Wayne opened the door to his apartment wearing a “kiss the cook” apron with stains of all sorts on it. A putrid smell … Read more MAN FOUND COOKING HIS MOTHER’S REMAINS AFTER NEIGHBORS CALL 911 TO REPORT A SUSPICIOUS SMELL

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MAN SWEARS HE DIDN’T KNOW WIFE WAS DEAD FOR TWO WEEKS. “SHE WAS A LITTLE LIFELESS IN THE SACK, BUT NOTHING UNUSAL”

Conroe, TX- Randy Gibbons (73), was arrested for desecration of a corpse and failing to alert authorities of his wife, Pearl’s passing. But he had no idea she was dead until their daughter came to visit. The is an excerpt of an interview with Cathy Gibbons, Randy and Pearl’s daughter, “I hadn’t heard from mom … Read more MAN SWEARS HE DIDN’T KNOW WIFE WAS DEAD FOR TWO WEEKS. “SHE WAS A LITTLE LIFELESS IN THE SACK, BUT NOTHING UNUSAL”

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MAN SUFFOCATES TO DEATH IN TRAGIC CUDDLING ACCIDENT WHILE ON HIS HONEYMOON

Honolulu, HI – Newlyweds Sean and Caroline Wilson from Butte Montana were on their dream honeymoon having the time of their lives. Caroline was really loving the buffet the hotel offered and Sean couldn’t get enough of the WiFi so he could keep up with his buds on Fortnite. The couple spent 9 beautiful days … Read more MAN SUFFOCATES TO DEATH IN TRAGIC CUDDLING ACCIDENT WHILE ON HIS HONEYMOON

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MAN WINS LOTTERY THE DAY AFTER HIS DIVORCE BECOMES FINAL. CELEBRATES WITH COCAINE AND HOOKERS

Montecito, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (57) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. The day before, his divorce was finalized and tonight he was in a foul mood. Clyde went to the fridge to grab a Steel Reserve and sat back down to … Read more MAN WINS LOTTERY THE DAY AFTER HIS DIVORCE BECOMES FINAL. CELEBRATES WITH COCAINE AND HOOKERS

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NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO RACISTS. MCDONALD’S BECOMES THE FIRST RESTAURANT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO RACISTS

Chicago, IL – In stunning move McDonald’s has taken a dramatic and groundbreaking stance on racism, when the publicly traded company took a swing by no longer serving racists at their restaurants. In a press release, spokesman Reagan Trudeau speaks of how this came about and what it means for the future of the company. … Read more NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO RACISTS. MCDONALD’S BECOMES THE FIRST RESTAURANT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO RACISTS

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