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If anyone finds a tape of her, please email me. Moving on… Paris Hilton hit the ground running with her exciting tape. She was at the height of her celebrity and the tape didn’t seem to tarnish her party girl reputation one bit. It is argued that the Kim K and Ray J tape was … Read more
She may have went downhill years ago, but our former crush is finding new life in her 30’s Ms. Lohan had one long, very public fall from grace. Kim has always been a hot mess, but that marriage to Kanye. We’re still trying to understand that one. The dirty girl herself has gained weight and … Read more
Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2020 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a secret ingredient that she was … Read more
Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting the coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies are offering a reward of double the street price for the drug when you turn it in. Good news bad news. If you’ve been a user of meth, you … Read more
Lubbock, TX- 52 year old man, Wayne Wentz was arrested preparing one of his deceased mother’s kidneys for dinner. Officers were responding to reports of a suspicious smell coming from his apartment. Wayne opened the door to his apartment wearing a “kiss the cook” apron with stains of all sorts on it. A putrid smell … Read more
Conroe, TX- Randy Gibbons (73), was arrested for desecration of a corpse and failing to alert authorities of his wife, Pearl’s passing. But he had no idea she was dead until their daughter came to visit. The is an excerpt of an interview with Cathy Gibbons, Randy and Pearl’s daughter, “I hadn’t heard from mom … Read more