September 2020 – Page 2

MAN WINS LOTTERY THE DAY AFTER HIS DIVORCE BECOMES FINAL. CELEBRATES WITH COCAINE AND HOOKERS

September 8, 2020 Bonine 0

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Montecito, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (52) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. The day before, his divorce was finalized and tonight he was in a foul mood. Clyde went to the fridge to grab a Steel Reserve […]

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO RACISTS. MCDONALD’S BECOMES THE FIRST RESTAURANT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO RACISTS

September 7, 2020 Bonine 0

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Chicago, IL – In stunning move McDonald’s has taken a dramatic and groundbreaking stance on racism, when the publicly traded company took a swing by no longer serving racists at their restaurants. In a press release, spokesman Reagan Trudeau speaks of how this came about and what it means for […]

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Month: September 2020

MAN WINS LOTTERY THE DAY AFTER HIS DIVORCE BECOMES FINAL. CELEBRATES WITH COCAINE AND HOOKERS

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO RACISTS. MCDONALD’S BECOMES THE FIRST RESTAURANT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO RACISTS