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BITTER CONTESTANT CAUGHT USING HUMAN TESTICLES AS “MEATBALLS” IN SAUCE AT ANNUAL SPAGHETTI COOK-OFF

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Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2020 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a secret ingredient that she was … Read more

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CORONA VIRUS ANTIBODIES FOUND IN METH. THE POPE URGES PEOPLE TO TURN THE DRUG INTO LOCAL AUTHORITIES FOR A REWARD.

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Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting the coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies are offering a reward of double the street price for the drug when you turn it in. Good news bad news. If you’ve been a user of meth, you … Read more

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MAN FOUND COOKING HIS MOTHER’S REMAINS AFTER NEIGHBORS CALL 911 TO REPORT A SUSPICIOUS SMELL

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Lubbock, TX- 52 year old man, Wayne Wentz was arrested preparing one of his deceased mother’s kidneys for dinner. Officers were responding to reports of a suspicious smell coming from his apartment. Wayne opened the door to his apartment wearing a “kiss the cook” apron with stains of all sorts on it. A putrid smell … Read more

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MAN SWEARS HE DIDN’T KNOW WIFE WAS DEAD FOR TWO WEEKS. “SHE WAS A LITTLE LIFELESS IN THE SACK, BUT NOTHING UNUSAL”

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Conroe, TX- Randy Gibbons (73), was arrested for desecration of a corpse and failing to alert authorities of his wife, Pearl’s passing. But he had no idea she was dead until their daughter came to visit. The is an excerpt of an interview with Cathy Gibbons, Randy and Pearl’s daughter, “I hadn’t heard from mom … Read more

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