Month: October 2020
Jackie And Lola Anders Ditch Abby And Brittany Hensel For The Mason Twins And A Live Erotic Performance At Madison Square Garden!!
New York, NY- Jackie and Lola Anders (27) are riding the wave of success after teaming up with Abby and Britttany Hensel. The Anders’ sisters are not used to being in the national spotlight with the rest of the world talking about them and their talents. Enter Melody and Lexi […]
Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever porno featuring two sets of siamese twins.
Van Nuys, Ca- Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever adult film featuring two sets of siamese twins. If this was any other year, this might be shocking, but 2022 is the year of the unexpected. The Hensel twins […]
LAX TSA AGENTS SEARCH MORE BOOTY’S THAN ANY OTHER AIRPORT
Los Angeles, CA- LAX, Los Angeles International Airport, has the touchiest TSA agents anywhere in America according to a study put on by the National Institute of Studies. TSA agent qualifications have taken a huge drop off since the inception of the agency. The agency was created out of a […]
Alabama Man Arrested Having Relations, AKA “Hide The Eel”, With A Catfish Upriver From Baptism
Fairhope, AL- Jethro Stumpford (61), was enjoying a mid Sunday morning dip in the lake. Jethro has had a passion for the water ever since he found a fondness for catfish. Yes, the fish. According to court records the Stumpford family is “closer” than many others and intelligence is not […]
KYLIE JENNER: WASTED AND STRIPPING IN NEW YORK CITY
New York ,NY- Kylie Jenner (23), was at a private club to celebrate a friends birthday. At this club was a strippers pole, drinks and one feisty Kylie. The music wasn’t to her taste. She wanted something she could shake that ample booty of hers to. Her friend Jennifer encouraged […]
Woman Attempts To Steal Bowling Ball By Hiding It In Her Vagina, But She Dropped The Ball…
Ventura, CA- Jessica Valentine (28), wanted to surprise her boyfriend Billy with a new bowling ball for his birthday. Money is already tight due to the unexpected nature of 2020, so Jesica had to get creative. Jessica didn’t attend the school of “Hard Knocks” for nothing. Inspired by a woman […]