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Los Angeles, CA- Ricky Schroder (50), has been seen at soups kitchens and sleeping in a van down by the river. Often accompanied by his 3 pet alligators. Schroder rose to popularity in the 1980’s by playing “Ricky Stratton” on the show Silver Spoons from 1982-1987. If you haven’t heard of Schroder in a while, … Read more
Fairhope, AL- Jethro Stumpford (61), was enjoying a mid Sunday morning dip in the lake. Jethro has had a passion for the water ever since he found a fondness for catfish. Yes, the fish. According to court records the Stumpford family is “closer” than many others and intelligence is not their strong suit. Wading in … Read more
New York ,NY- Kylie Jenner (23), was at a private club to celebrate a friends birthday. At this club was a strippers pole, drinks and one feisty Kylie. The music wasn’t to her taste. She wanted something she could shake that ample booty of hers to. Her friend Jennifer encouraged her to “tell the DJ … Read more
Ventura, CA- Jessica Valentine (28), wanted to surprise her boyfriend Billy with a new bowling ball for his birthday. Money is already tight due to the unexpected nature of 2020, so Jesica had to get creative. Jessica didn’t attend the school of “Hard Knocks” for nothing. Inspired by a woman who had stolen an iPhone … Read more