Robotic Brothel Featuring Celebrity Look-A-Likes To Open In Vegas Summer 2022

Ever wonder what it would be like to bang your favorite celebrity? Well come summer 2022 you just may get your chance. Charles Andover (40), is planning to open the world’s first robotic celebrity brothel. Want to have sex with Jennifer Lopez? No problem. Jennifer Lawrence? Sure! Depending on the celebrity and availability, expect to … Read more

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Ryan Seacrest And Mario Lopez Come Out Of The Closet By Announcing They’re In A Relationship Together

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Hollywood , CA- After many years of speculation Ryan Seacrest comes out of the closet in spectacular fashion by announcing he is in a relationship with Mario Lopez. Wait Mario Lopez?! You heard right! By Seacrest announcing their relationship, Lopez also came out of the closet. Lopez like Seacrest, was also believed to be in … Read more

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Saved By The Bell’s, Dustin “Screech” Diamond Shanked In Prison After Showing His “Dong” One Too Many Times

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Port Washington, WI- Dustin “Screech” Diamond (43), was finishing up a 5 year sentence for a 3rd degree murder charge that stemmed from an altercation after someone criticized his comedic skills (or lack there of) and heckled him at a comedy club, when he was tragically struck down in a prison shanking. The incident which … Read more

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