Jed McBride is a 50 year old trailer park manager in the city of Beaumont Texas. He’s known around town for his bathtub crank. Beaumont Sheriff Bricoe Delmund has had it out for McBride ever since Jed slept with his sister back in high school. Jed was tired of the […]
Santa Monica, CA- Snapchat has found themselves in hot water after reports were leaked that two software developers had been saving snaps from users. This is expressly forbidden. No employee shall embark on nefarious pleasures by violating users rights. Two developers were caught in the janitors closet whacking it to […]
Clyde Loggens (60) of Vancouver BC Canada, has officially passed the largest kidney stone to pass through the urethra ever recorded. The size of a grapefruit and weighing in at 2 kilos, Clyde has become somewhat of a national celebrity. No one is sure how this stone went undetected for […]
Vancouver, British Columbia- Alice Anderson was stopped at the Canadian border when she could not immediately find her passport. When she exited the car, mounties could tell she was trying really hard to keep her legs closed. When asked to spread em’, her brother Kevin fell out of her vagina. […]
Atlanta, GA- The American classic, Coca-Cola is changing its name to “Coco-Cola”. The name change stems from backlash over its cocaine beginnings. When the cola was just starting out it was infused with actual cocaine. That was so long ago that many had forgotten and even if remembered it was […]
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