Chick-fil-A CEO, Dan Cathy Party’s With Several Members Of The English Football Club, Manchester United. “Likes To Blow Dudes And Horns”.

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Atlanta, GA- Dan Cathy 68, is not a household name, but his chicken is. Dan is CEO of Chick-fil-A and after returning from a failed trip to England where the Queen denied his request to meet, stories started surfacing of a hotel party where he was at attendance. Cathy and the Manchester United Football team … Read more

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Snapchat Employees Fired After Saving Snaps Of Elderly Women Bathing.

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Santa Monica, CA- Snapchat has found themselves in hot water after reports were leaked that two software developers had been saving snaps from users. This is expressly forbidden. No employee shall embark on nefarious pleasures by violating users rights. Two developers were caught in the janitors closet whacking it to a cache of elderly women … Read more

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Sister Tried To Smuggle Brother Over The Canadian Border Inside Her Vagina

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Vancouver, British Columbia- Alice Anderson was stopped at the Canadian border when she could not immediately find her passport. When she exited the car, mounties could tell she was trying really hard to keep her legs closed. When asked to spread em’, her brother Kevin fell out of her vagina. Three mounties passed out. “This … Read more

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