Spring, TX- Ally Simpson (27) is a good time girl. So when there was a party at the lake this past weekend, she was there with a cooler full of Budweiser because White Claw is “weak shit” in her words. A typical lake party includes booze, babes, boats, big ass […]
Santa Barbara, CA- Fred Mulls (43) was arrested at Calvary Cemetery after the robbing of his deceased girlfriends grave went wrong. Fred was facing eviction and needed to come up with money fast. After debating his options, he chose to rob the grave of his girlfriend who passed away weeks […]
Wendy Clear of Beaumont Texas, was pretty tired of the car warranty telemarketers wasting all her minutes on her prepaid cell phones. They were constantly calling her even though she would tell them she has no vehicle. The calls persisted despite her pleas in protest. She needed to find a […]
Elena got married to the love of her life Boris back in 2011. Photos of their wedding went viral shortly afterward. It seems the entire world decided they would make fun of this woman. Why all the heckling? Well Elena was bald and fat. That’s it. No one cared that […]
Phoenix, AZ- Alan and Malinda Kahill had been married for 25 years when they rescued a puppy. After a few days of contentious arguing over the name of the puppy, they settled on Alan’s choice of “Sherlock”. Alan loves a good dad joke and his reason behind wanting to name […]
Scottsdale, AZ- In what can only be described as a disaster, Ted Williams Frozen head has gone missing. His head was famously frozen in 2002 in hopes that advancements in medicine would be able to relieve him of his maladies. The ultimate goal is to reanimate Ted to a state […]
Bakersfield, CA- Melody Andrew (72) was playing a nice game of monopoly with three of her adult grandchildren one night at the trailer park. They play about once a year because it usually ends in the board being thrown into the air and no one actually ever winning. Everything was […]
Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The Dukes Of Hazard will be the first on the chopping block. Gone are the days of the good old boys on television and streaming services […]
Los Angeles, CA- In a strange new craze, Jennifer Lopez will be the first of what plans to be many celebrities who will start selling their breast milk. Approached by Costco with the idea Jennifer was not at first onboard with the concept. When they told her that she would […]
Houson, TX- Thomas Bixby (33), was arrested at George Bush International Airport (IAH) on Saturday. Thomas was on his was to Los Angeles for Comic Con. His yearly trip to the comic convention was something he and his mother would do together, but sadly this past year Mary Bixby passed […]
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