Burlington, MA- Kuerig Dr Pepper has announced that the company will no longer produce the long running citrus drink 7UP. CEO Robert Gamgort made the announcement early October 15th regarding the long running beverage. Sales have been at an all time low. “7UP has meant so much to all of […]
Chicago, IL- Benny Gutierrez is not your average 28yr old man. Benny was born with 2 normal sized, fully functioning penises. A popular guy with the ladies, Benny has always pretty much been able to make his way into bed with just about every girl he’s wanted. Coming up on […]
Thousand Oaks, CA- Wendy Sherer is your typical upper middle class housewife. Her husband is a realtor and she takes care of the home. They are working on having children and for all intents and purposes, they are living the American dream. Except for one glaring issue, Wendy is addicted […]
Lester Ottoblock is not your average mortician. This dude really enjoys his work. Not too unusual. But he loves to bang your loved ones. Don’t worry it’s a service his workplace offers. Lester will pay you $100 to go to pound town on your loved one’s if you like. Many […]
While investigating the case against Shep Arnold, crime scene investigators got a DNA hit from a sample sent in that came back as a conclusive match to D.B. Cooper. For those of you unfamiliar with the exploits of Cooper, let us give you a quick recap. On November 24th, 1971 […]
San Luis Obispo, CA- A new company called “Dick In A Box”, specializing in coffins for penises has opened for business. The company came about when company founder, (Clyde Billings) asked himself one simple question, “If someone cut my wiener off, what would I want to have happen to it? […]
Vancouver, British Columbia- Peter Longley (68), was a wine connoisseur for the majority of his life. Not only a fan of drinking wine, Peter was a collector or rare and vintage wine. The prize of the collection was a bottle owned by King Henry VIII. The bottle dates back to […]
Don’t let Steve’s black eye fool you, he and his wife Margot Robson are crazy in love with each other. Steve is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but Margot has always liked a good looking guy over a smart one. On Saturday nights they like to “Netflix and […]
Tuesday October 4th of the year 2021 will go down as the day of the Great Facebook Outage. 100’s of millions of people have gone without Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp for hours and the world does not know what to do with its idle time. Conspiracy theories abound as to […]
Taylor Andies of Palmdale California has been a mortician for 5 years. He took over his fathers business when he retired and even embalmed his father when the time came. In his 5 years Taylor thought he had seen it all. How wrong he was! To protect the innocent, names […]
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