Ringsssss

Voted Best Satire Site On The Planet 3 Times In A Row Non consecutively

  • Home
  • About Us
  • Contact Us

Month: December 2021

Drummer From Metallica Rushed To Hospital With Foreign Objects In Rectal Cavity

December 20, 2021 Bonine 0
Share2K
Tweet
2K Shares

Los Angeles, CA- Lars Ulrich (58), drummer of the band Metallica was rushed to UCLA medical center in what seemed to be a stomach issue. Lars was complaining of incredible pain radiating from his lower intestines. Doctors were stumped. Food poisoning was ruled out as Lars was in the midst […]

Gorilla Mistakes Tan Woman For His Mate And Has Sex With Her. She Dies Of Internal Injuries Shortly After

December 10, 2021 Bonine 0
Share116
Tweet
116 Shares

Linda Blevins (48) of Phoenix, AZ was tragically killed at the Phoenix International Zoo when Clyde, one of the male gorilla’s mistook her for his wife Lessa. Linda had been at the zoo to get some rays and to enjoy the new Koala exhibit. While smoking 5 or 6 Virginia […]

Kris Jenner’s New Book: How To Become Famous With No Talent

December 6, 2021 Bonine 0
Share
Tweet
0 Shares

Kris Jenner is writing a new book on how to become famous with no talent. It is a subject she knows well. Over 1million copies have been purchased in advance, showing just how many people believe she may have the key to helping them become famous with no talent as […]

blank

OJ Simpson Dying Of AIDS He Acquired From Prostitute In Mexico

December 4, 2021 Bonine 0
Share
Tweet
0 Shares

The Juice, Orenthal James Simpson (75) is set to expire. He was set loose not long ago and life hasn’t been easy for the former pro-bowler. With a dark cloud of suspicion forever above his head OJ could never really get a blank slate to start over with. No longer […]

blank

Sheep Attack And Kill The Man Who Had Been Sexually Abusing Them

December 3, 2021 Bonine 0
Share
Tweet
0 Shares

Fairhope, AL- Kevin Hoosier (30), has passed away from injuries sustained at the hands of an unknown number of sheep. Kevin had been a sheep farmer all his life. The family sheep farm goes back 5 generations. Some say there is sheep blood running through the Hoosier family veins. Unlike […]

blank

Man Injects Laxatives Into Other Contestant’s Chili At Annual Cook Off

December 2, 2021 Bonine 0
Share2K
Tweet
2K Shares

Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as good, if not better than anyone else’s, yet i feel the judges are holding a grudge against me and I don’t know why”, say Randolph. […]

Posts navigation

« 1 2

Archives

  • February 2023
  • January 2023
  • December 2022
  • November 2022
  • October 2022
  • September 2022
  • August 2022
  • July 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • March 2022
  • February 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019

Copyright © 2023 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes