Oxnard, CA – Elizabeth Montgomery was arrested January 26th without incident for allegedly feeding her family the remains of late husband for Sunday night dinner. “Once a month we would go over to Grandma Montgomery’s for Sunday dinner. The month after Grandad disappeared was a particular hard time for us […]
In a stunning move Caitlyn Jenner is suing Bruce Jenner for sexual assault that occurred 40 years ago. Caitlyn claims the Bruce would ritualistically masturbate at least 8 times a day causing severe emotional damage to her. Kaitlyn also mentions that romantic rendezvous with scores of females have left her […]
Brian Pettibone (25) A.K.A. “Tupac” has been charge with 73 counts of felony murder. Pettibone claims to be the reincarnation of rap legend Tupac Shakur. Mr. Pettibone was born hours after Tupac died. His parents were great fans of the late rapper and would always tell their son how he […]
New York, NY- By now everyone knows of the love affair Hillary Clinton had with Yoko Ono back in the late 1970’s. What everyone does not know is some of the down and dirty details of their sexual rendezvous. You may have already guessed, but Hillary was the more “aggressive” […]
Oxnard, CA- Tanya Miller (26), was caught shoplifting at a local Vons supermarket. Store security noticed a woman walking awkwardly away from the Bakery. She was seen fanning her vagina aggressively while constantly adjusting her breasts. Local police were called out to approach the woman who by this time was […]
Pete Bustamonte (41) of Oxnard California has been arrested after a video appeared online of him eating bacon he claimed was made from his wife’s flesh. His wife Rebecca was a Vegan and had no problems letting everyone know and condemning those who would not convert. Pete and Rebecca fell […]
In a stunning move, Nabisco has sent out word to various media outlets that their beloved Ritz “Crackers” will now be known as “Biscuits”. This comes after 10’s of 1000’s complaints were lodged by offended caucasians. “We received a bevy of emails and letters from people claiming that using the […]
Randall (Randy) Jeffries was a Milk Delivery man in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days milk delivery was how we got our milk. No quick runs to the store or jaunts to the nearest Walmart. Week in […]
Rachel Green (29) of Bakersfield California was rushed to the hospital over the weekend when she had a severe allergic reaction to peanut butter. Her and her boyfriend Carl were in the midst of a 72hr meth binge and wanted to have sex. Unfortunately for Rachel when she is high […]
Los Angeles, CA- The man the myth the legend, Donald Trump will have his own exhibit at the new Museum of Miniatures opening this summer in Los Angeles. It is said that the replica was built off of specifications given by Ivana Trump and several Russian prostitutes who are familiar […]
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