Paul Tuttle Sr. (72) of Orange County Choppers fame, has written a new tell all book “Ride My Hog” about his life and times as king of the 2000’s reality shows and beyond. “They were wild times. Sex parties, booze and more cocaine that Tony Montana ever dreamed of”, writes […]
Miami, Florida- Octomom (Nadya Suleman) was looking for ways to increase her earnings while she took her clothes off at the strip club. If there’s one thing Octomom is good at, it’s getting those melons of her’s full and ready to burst! We must confess, she has a few other […]
Montclair, NJ-Carla Marshall has been arrested following reports of her popping pimples on unsuspecting high school students. “She showed up late to class and was talking 100 miles an hour and she looked crazy!”, one student said. Carla helps grade papers and answer questions students may have to help lighten […]
Omar Bin Laden is in Afghani custody after being caught crossing the border into Afghanistan from Pakistan with 200,000 sheep scheduled to be sold into the thriving sheep sex work industry of Afghanistan. Omar’s dad was a real pile of shit and it seems that he himself is not much […]
Los Angeles, CA- Reports have come out from the LA county coroners office that 53 bodies have been recovered from the Playboy Mansion property. Early word from inside sources indicate that these bodies are close to 100 years old and predate Hugh Hefner and his lovely ladies. The mansion was […]
Valeria Lukyanova (36) of Tiraspol Moldova is well known for being the “Human Barbie”. She has spent over 3 million dollars to look like she does. Not all of her plastic surgery is visible to us. “She has had extensive vaginal work done”, said a former lover. Smirnovkova has had […]
Honolulu, HI – Newlyweds Sean and Caroline Wilson from Billings Montana were on their dream honeymoon having the time of their lives. Caroline was really loving the buffet the hotel offered and Sean couldn’t get enough of the WiFi so he could keep up with his buds on Fortnite, a […]
Chico, CA- Martin Edgewater was at Best Buy looking for the perfect gifts this past holiday season. Lines were everywhere. All the registers were backed up and people were packed in like cattle. All this commotion and traffic made it hard to see the floor and that would spell disaster […]
Kelly Browers (25) of Simi Valley California has passed away from injuries sustained while attempting to catch a sword with her vagina. Kelly dreamed of just making it onto America’s Got Talent. She was honing her craft and getting ready to send in her audition tape when the accident happened. […]
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