Washington D.C.- A letter penned by The Zodiac Killer has reached scores of media outlets today. In his letter The Zodiac Killer wants to make it clear that, “While I have made many many mistakes in my life, please stop saying I’m that Grandpa Munster looking monster, Ted Cruz. The […]
Las Vegas, NV- Popular singer Celine Dion has been diagnosed with stage 3 incurable LIGMA (Lymphnoid Intracellular Gastrioplasmasis Melivial Apadatharie). Routine blood tests the singer took last week detected anomalies in her white blood cell count. Additional testing confirmed what doctors had feared, that the singer had contracted LIGMA. Not […]
Detroit, MI- Robert James Ritchie, AKA “Kid Rock”, was found in a Detroit Hotel room early Saturday September 23rd, 2022. Rock had been seen the night before at a Waffle House with a large entourage laughing and joking over waffles and malt liquor. Somewhere between the waffles and his 3rd […]
Los Angeles, CA- Dr. Peter Launt (41) is in Los Angeles’ county jail, the “Twin Towers” awaiting trail for the illegal consumption of an embryo. Other charges facing the doctor include; Felony destruction of an embryo, 14 separate HIPAA violations, Theft, Malpractice, and many potential civil suits also await the […]
Los Angeles, CA- Unless you have been living under a rock, you have seen Tesla vehicles all over the road. Here in Southern California it’s doubly true. Obnoxious Tesla drivers stick their noses in the air at us gas burners. To combat the rising belief that they are better than […]
Malibu, CA – Danny DeVito was found in his backyard pool on Sunday the 9th, 2022. DeVito is widely known for his love of swimming. DeVito’s passion for the water came to him while rehearsing his role as the Penguin in 1992’s Batman Returns. “He really wanted to learn all […]
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