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Month: October 2022

Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Off Of Her Porch And Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”

October 17, 2022 Bonine 0
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Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked after two young men on bicycles who were going door to door to spread the message of Christ in her neighborhood. “Ms. Williams thought it […]

Woman Impregnates 7 Female Correction Officers At A California State Prison

October 17, 2022 Bonine 0
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Alice McEleny (44) of Bakersfield California, has been put into solitary confinement in a secure federal maximum security prison under the tightest security. Because of the heinousness of her crimes, her current location will not be disclosed to the public for fear of retaliation. Alice, who was born Alex McElney, […]

The Governor Of California Is Offering A Free Name Change To Any Brandon Whom Would Like A Name That The Republicans Haven’t Destroyed

October 15, 2022 Bonine 0
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Sacremento, CA- Word from the Governor’s office has leaked out that starting on Monday, Governor Gavin Newsom will sign into effect a bill that will hasten the process for anyone named Brandon who wants to change their name. Along with a speedier process for those afflicted with the name, Newsom […]

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Stranded On An Island For 47 Grueling Hours, Man Is Forced To Eat His Wife To Survive

October 10, 2022 Bonine 0
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Luke and Carole Offenhiem were on their 20th wedding anniversary when the most terrible thing happened. While vacationing in Honolulu, the couple decided to rent a small boat and go exploring. About an hour into the trip the two stopped somewhere in the pacific to have sandwiches. About to head […]

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