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Month: January 2023

Elderly Woman Killed 43 Men By Feeding Them Viagra And Having Sex Until Their Hearts Gave Out

January 6, 2023 Bonine 1
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Houston, Texas- Lucy Benson (81), has been arrested on 43 charges of first degree murder. The suspect has been linked to at least 15 different retirement homes where suspicious deaths have occurred. Benson would befriend men whom had no heirs to leave money. She would gain their trust and build […]

Hillary Clinton And Yoko Ono Seen Being Intimate In Public

January 6, 2023 Bonine 0
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New York, NY- Several years back, Yoko Ono confirmed the two had an affair in the 70’s and it seems their affection for one another has picked up right where it left off. Yoko Ono and Hillary Clinton were seen kissing behind the Waldorf Astoria. The two rushed hand in […]

Public Masturbator Caught Despite Altering His Appearance By Shaving His Mustache And Losing 15lbs.

January 5, 2023 Bonine 0
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Phoenix, AZ- Kenneth Fontaine (36) was apprehended by Maricopa county Sherrif’s during a routine traffic stop late Wednesday night. Fontaine was seen driving erratically down E. Bell Rd. and later pulled over for failure to yield at a four way stop. When the Sheriff’s Deputy approached the driver’s door , […]

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Bernie Sanders Dares Donald Trump To Compare Dicks. “Let’s Lay ‘Em Out On A Table To See Which One’s Bigger”

January 2, 2023 Bonine 0
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Washington, DC- Bernie Sanders has had enough and he wants to settle the score once and for all with Donald Trump. Sanders believes Trump’s supporters enjoy many manly and masculine things; “Big trucks, oil, football, guns, BBQ, an odd fascination with deer and the like. So I figure comparing my […]

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The KKK Choose Twitter As Their Social Media App Of The Year. Make Elon Musk Honorary Grand Wizard

January 1, 2023 Bonine 0
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America, USA- The hate group, The KKK, have released the results of their year end review to their hate group members. Twitter was voted social media app of the year. Twitter was chosen head and shoulders above all other forms of online social media. Communist facebook was a very, very […]

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