This Montana Man Was Arrested After His Best Selling “Beef” Jerky Is Found To Be Made Of Human Meat

Butte, MT – 72 year old Shep Arnold has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat A.K.A. jerky at his general store “Shep’s Goods”. Well not all “Shep’s Goods” are “Good”. Arnold has been running his store for the last 35 years and over time there became a cult following for his distinctive jerky. Most … Read more

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Christmas is cancelled this year due to Santa’s drug habit that he funded by pimping out his elves.

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North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had acquired a methamphetamine habit to help keep him awake when delivering presents around the globe. According to North Pole police, Kringle needed a way to fund his ever increasing drug habit. He took volunteers to be prostitutes as he … Read more

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National Handshaking Champion Has To Retire Due To Infection He Caught Shaking Hands

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Bakersfield, CA- Ricky Rickersman (41), the national hand shaking champion for the past 3yrs is being forced into retirement. Ricky has been into competitive had shaking for about 10yrs and within the last 5 he started garnering national attention. During the late summer Rickersman started training again for the 2021 handshaking olympics. To gain an … Read more

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Georgia Man Gets Chicken Head Stuck On His Weiner. You Won’t Believe His Story 😂

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Blue Ridge, GA- Ernest Cornwebby III (59), is just your everyday kind of fellow. Not know for his smarts or being extraordinary in any way. “Ernie” to the people of Blue Ridge, is dependable and honest. Slow, but steady. “A good man with a heart of gold. Just a little slow is all”, his mother … Read more

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Joe Exotic Let’s Slip Location Of Carole Baskin’s Missing Ex-Husband Don Lewis’ Remains On Jailhouse Phone Call

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Federal Medical Center, Fort Worth TX- Joe Exotic is in the headlines again, this time for a slip up on a phone call with his lawyer, Francis Bailey. Exotic, in a rage filled tirade spoke of the location of Baskin’s missing Ex-Husband Don Lewis. He started to tell his lawyer details, but Bailey Immediately interrupted … Read more

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