CORONA VIRUS ANTIBODIES FOUND IN METH. THE POPE URGES PEOPLE TO TURN THE DRUG INTO LOCAL AUTHORITIES FOR A REWARD.

Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting the coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies are offering a reward of double the street price for the drug when you turn it in.

Good news bad news. If you’ve been a user of meth, you probably have built up a good immunity to COVID-19. Bad news, you should probably get help for your drug habit.

“This is a chance for people who have taken a dark road to redeem their souls through self-sacrifice and humility”, says Pope Francis.

If you are hesitant about going into a station or authorized drop off center to turn the drug in, don’t worry they will come and pick it up from you. Please take a second and think of those around you that can be helped with your drugs.

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