Reggie and Crystal Hemlock of New Jersey, were rushed to the hospital after a night of some wild animalistic sexual relations. Crystal was no fool when she chose to marry Reggie. She knew that tongue would make up for any failings he had.
It was a typical Saturday night. Reggie was giving Crystal the full body lick down and when it came time to toss the salad, to tongue punch her fart box, to hit her in the shitter, he went right to town. You’d think he was eating pudding without a spoon. Then the unexpected happened…
She coughed and clenched. When she clenched her sphincter muscles became strained trying to clamp down on Reggie’s massive tongue. When the muscles strained, they would not release and the tongue was stuck!
Rushed to the hospital in the back of a pickup truck, the couple were quickly admitted and sent for tests while doctors figured out the best plan of action. Doctors said they thought they had seen it all, “people continue to amaze me”.
The couple have refused to comment.
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