MORGUE ASSISTANT CAUGHT WITH OVER 800 SETS OF TESTICLES AT ANNUAL SPAGHETTI COOK-OFF

Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2020 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a secret ingredient that she was … Read more MORGUE ASSISTANT CAUGHT WITH OVER 800 SETS OF TESTICLES AT ANNUAL SPAGHETTI COOK-OFF

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CORONA VIRUS ANTIBODIES FOUND IN METH. THE POPE URGES PEOPLE TO TURN THE DRUG INTO LOCAL AUTHORITIES FOR A REWARD.

Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting the coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies are offering a reward of double the street price for the drug when you turn it in. Good news bad news. If you’ve been a user of meth, you … Read more CORONA VIRUS ANTIBODIES FOUND IN METH. THE POPE URGES PEOPLE TO TURN THE DRUG INTO LOCAL AUTHORITIES FOR A REWARD.

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MAN SWEARS HE DIDN’T KNOW WIFE WAS DEAD FOR TWO WEEKS. “SHE WAS A LITTLE LIFELESS IN THE SACK, BUT NOTHING UNUSAL”

Conroe, TX- Randy Gibbons (73), was arrested for desecration of a corpse and failing to alert authorities of his wife, Pearl’s passing. But he had no idea she was dead until their daughter came to visit. The is an excerpt of an interview with Cathy Gibbons, Randy and Pearl’s daughter, “I hadn’t heard from mom … Read more MAN SWEARS HE DIDN’T KNOW WIFE WAS DEAD FOR TWO WEEKS. “SHE WAS A LITTLE LIFELESS IN THE SACK, BUT NOTHING UNUSAL”

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MAN WINS LOTTERY THE DAY AFTER HIS DIVORCE BECOMES FINAL. CELEBRATES WITH COCAINE AND HOOKERS

Montecito, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (57) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. The day before, his divorce was finalized and tonight he was in a foul mood. Clyde went to the fridge to grab a Steel Reserve and sat back down to … Read more MAN WINS LOTTERY THE DAY AFTER HIS DIVORCE BECOMES FINAL. CELEBRATES WITH COCAINE AND HOOKERS

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Man’s Final Wish To Have His Soul Uploaded Onto Internet Has Been Granted By Google

Larry Jones (43), succumbed to injuries sustained in a car accident this past July. Larry lived on his own and kept good relationships with his loving family. When Larry was put on life support following the accident, the real possibility of his passing had hit his family. During a search of his home, his brother … Read more Man’s Final Wish To Have His Soul Uploaded Onto Internet Has Been Granted By Google

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Cousins Caught Having Relations During Grandfathers Funeral In Rural Montana

Anaconda, MT- Felix Clemmings passed away at the age of 78 in his sleep. Felix had a large and gregarious family. Due to the small selection of companions, some of the younger generations have chosen to co-mingle with one-another. Specifically Amy and Lilly Clemmings. Clemmings’ funeral was a grand affair, bringing in family from all … Read more Cousins Caught Having Relations During Grandfathers Funeral In Rural Montana

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