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Caitlyn Jenner Diagnosed With Stage 3 Testicular Cancer

April 4, 2023 Bonine 0
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Hollywood, CA- In sad news today, a spokesperson for Caitlyn Jenner has confirmed rumors that the athlete, media mogul, inspirer of millions, has indeed been diagnosed with stage 3 testicular cancer. Contrary to popular opinion, Jenner’s balls were not removed along with her penis during her transitional operation. Instead they […]

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Keith Richards Found In Hotel Room Early This Morning

November 21, 2021 Bonine 0
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London, England- Keith Richards (77) went missing the other night and not too many people were worried, as Keith is immortal right? Well no he’s not, but more to the point Richards was supposed to show up for a rehearsal at Wembley Stadium the previous night. If there’s one thing […]