Man Impregnates His Comatose Mother

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San Antonio, TX- Brad Currows visits his mother everyday in the hospital where she has been in a coma since December 2019. Brad’s mother, Cindy Currows fell into a coma after an infection spread throughout her body. The infection has abated but she still has not waken from her slumber. Brad is the ever vigilant … Read more

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Ryan Seacrest And Mario Lopez Come Out Of The Closet By Announcing They’re In A Relationship Together

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Hollywood , CA- After many years of speculation Ryan Seacrest comes out of the closet in spectacular fashion by announcing he is in a relationship with Mario Lopez. Wait Mario Lopez?! You heard right! By Seacrest announcing their relationship, Lopez also came out of the closet. Lopez like Seacrest, was also believed to be in … Read more

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Gwen Stefani Crumbling Under Blake Shelton’s Ridiculous Plastic Surgery Demands. “He wants a doll”.

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Los Angeles, CA- Word has leaked that Gwen Stefani is not the driving force behind all her new plastic surgeries. You would had to have lived under a rock the last 25 plus years not to know who Gwen is or how beautiful of a woman she has always been. Blake (we’re not actually sure … Read more

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Christmas is cancelled this year due to Santa’s drug habit that he funded by pimping out his elves.

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North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had acquired a methamphetamine habit to help keep him awake when delivering presents around the globe. According to North Pole police, Kringle needed a way to fund his ever increasing drug habit. He took volunteers to be prostitutes as he … Read more

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