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Lola Anders Arrested After Remains Of Ex-Boyfriend Found Under House

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Orlando, FL- Lola Anders (27),was arrested after remains of her Ex-boyfriend were found underneath her home. Lola had her 15 minutes of fame years ago when she came onto the scene with a third boob. The authenticity of her breast(s) is not under question today, but what is is why were her Ex’s remains under … Read more

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Gwen Stefani Crumbling Under Blake Shelton’s Ridiculous Plastic Surgery Demands. “He wants a doll”.

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Los Angeles, CA- Word has leaked that Gwen Stefani is not the driving force behind all her new plastic surgeries. You would had to have lived under a rock the last 25 plus years not to know who Gwen is or how beautiful of a woman she has always been. Blake (we’re not actually sure … Read more

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Christmas is cancelled this year due to Santa’s drug habit that he funded by pimping out his elves.

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North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had acquired a methamphetamine habit to help keep him awake when delivering presents around the globe. According to North Pole police, Kringle needed a way to fund his ever increasing drug habit. He took volunteers to be prostitutes as he … Read more

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Georgia Man Gets Chicken Head Stuck On His Weiner. You Won’t Believe His Story 😂

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Blue Ridge, GA- Ernest Cornwebby III (59), is just your everyday kind of fellow. Not know for his smarts or being extraordinary in any way. “Ernie” to the people of Blue Ridge, is dependable and honest. Slow, but steady. “A good man with a heart of gold. Just a little slow is all”, his mother … Read more

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Joe Exotic Let’s Slip Location Of Carole Baskin’s Missing Ex-Husband Don Lewis’ Remains On Jailhouse Phone Call

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Federal Medical Center, Fort Worth TX- Joe Exotic is in the headlines again, this time for a slip up on a phone call with his lawyer, Francis Bailey. Exotic, in a rage filled tirade spoke of the location of Baskin’s missing Ex-Husband Don Lewis. He started to tell his lawyer details, but Bailey Immediately interrupted … Read more

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