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New York, NY- Chelsea Clinton was working on a new book when she met Carlita Carolina at Minx, a strip club in Manhattan. Clinton’s book was to be an expose on the life of New York strippers. The idea was to immerse herself in the strip club scene and observe. She went beyond that when … Read more

Beijing, China- Not quite two months into the year and we have incredible news coming out of China. Dr. Henry Lee (41), One of China’s foremost doctors in the field of genetics and clonetics has gone missing shortly after reports started to leak on his latest project. That project was to clone Michael Jackson using … Read more

San Antonio, TX- Brad Currows visits his mother everyday in the hospital where she has been in a coma since December 2019. Brad’s mother, Cindy Currows fell into a coma after an infection spread throughout her body. The infection has abated but she still has not waken from her slumber. Brad is the ever vigilant … Read more

Hollywood , CA- After many years of speculation Ryan Seacrest comes out of the closet in spectacular fashion by announcing he is in a relationship with Mario Lopez. Wait Mario Lopez?! You heard right! By Seacrest announcing their relationship, Lopez also came out of the closet. Lopez like Seacrest, was also believed to be in … Read more

Los Angeles, CA- Word has leaked that Gwen Stefani is not the driving force behind all her new plastic surgeries. You would had to have lived under a rock the last 25 plus years not to know who Gwen is or how beautiful of a woman she has always been. Blake (we’re not actually sure … Read more

North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had acquired a methamphetamine habit to help keep him awake when delivering presents around the globe. According to North Pole police, Kringle needed a way to fund his ever increasing drug habit. He took volunteers to be prostitutes as he … Read more