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Hollywood, CA- In sad news today, a spokesperson for Caitlyn Jenner has confirmed rumors that the athlete, media mogul, inspirer of millions, has indeed been diagnosed with stage 3 testicular cancer. Contrary to popular opinion, Jenner’s balls were not removed along with her penis during her transitional operation. Instead they […]

Larry Jones (43), succumbed to injuries sustained in a car accident this past July. Larry lived on his own and kept good relationships with his loving family. When Larry was put on life support following the accident, the real possibility of his passing had hit his family. During a search […]

Chuck Simons of Miami Florida has made a shocking confession to police. Simons claims that he was abducted by Aliens and had spent over one month aboard a spaceship. While in the custody of the Extraterrestrials, Simons says that he was probed Anally for 37 straight days. “They would stick […]

Washington D.C.- A letter penned by The Zodiac Killer has reached scores of media outlets today. In his letter The Zodiac Killer wants to make it clear that, “While I have made many many mistakes in my life, please stop saying I’m that Grandpa Munster looking monster, Ted Cruz. The […]

Valeria Lukyanova (36) of Tiraspol Moldova is well known for being the “Human Barbie”. She has spent over 3 million dollars to look like she does. Not all of her plastic surgery is visible to us. “She has had extensive vaginal work done”, said a former lover. Smirnovkova has had […]

Los Angeles, CA- Lars Ulrich (58), drummer of the band Metallica was rushed to UCLA medical center in what seemed to be a stomach issue. Lars was complaining of incredible pain radiating from his lower intestines. Doctors were stumped. Food poisoning was ruled out as Lars was in the midst […]

London, England- Keith Richards (77) went missing the other night and not too many people were worried, as Keith is immortal right? Well no he’s not, but more to the point Richards was supposed to show up for a rehearsal at Wembley Stadium the previous night. If there’s one thing […]

Houston, Texas- Dwayne Macadoo went to the hospital because he had terrible stomach pains. The doctors asked the routine questions and when they asked have you eaten lately that you think may have caused this pain, Macadoo responded with, “well I just got back from Mexico and I did eat […]

Miami, Florida- A ghostly pale man riding a horse drew attention on the beaches of Miami. A lifeguard thought he’d talk to the man since it was obvious he didn’t spend much time at the beach and wanted to make sure he would be cautious if he went into the […]