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Butte, MT- Jessica Marshall (28) of Butte Montana has been arrested on 7 counts of cannibalism. Ms. Marshall is not accused of any killings or crimes other than the eating of humans. Ms. Marshall is a well loved local Butte school teacher and a respected member of the community. Having lived in Butte her whole … Read more

Houston, TX- Elon Musk has launched his sperm into space. Not surprised? Neither are we. The megalomaniac has been using Spacex rockets to scatter these cryotanks all over space and into unknown universes. Apparently Musk has long held to the idea that there is life, intelligent life other than our own and who better than … Read more

New York, NY- Chelsea Clinton was working on a new book when she met Carlita Carolina at Minx, a strip club in Manhattan. Clinton’s book was to be an expose on the life of New York strippers. The idea was to immerse herself in the strip club scene and observe. She went beyond that when … Read more

San Antonio, TX- Brad Currows visits his mother everyday in the hospital where she has been in a coma since December 2019. Brad’s mother, Cindy Currows fell into a coma after an infection spread throughout her body. The infection has abated but she still has not waken from her slumber. Brad is the ever vigilant … Read more

Hollywood , CA- After many years of speculation Ryan Seacrest comes out of the closet in spectacular fashion by announcing he is in a relationship with Mario Lopez. Wait Mario Lopez?! You heard right! By Seacrest announcing their relationship, Lopez also came out of the closet. Lopez like Seacrest, was also believed to be in … Read more

Los Angeles, CA- Word has leaked that Gwen Stefani is not the driving force behind all her new plastic surgeries. You would had to have lived under a rock the last 25 plus years not to know who Gwen is or how beautiful of a woman she has always been. Blake (we’re not actually sure … Read more