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Gwen Stefani Crumbling Under Blake Shelton’s Ridiculous Plastic Surgery Demands. “He wants a doll”.

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Los Angeles, CA- Word has leaked that Gwen Stefani is not the driving force behind all her new plastic surgeries. You would had to have lived under a rock the last 25 plus years not to know who Gwen is or how beautiful of a woman she has always been. Blake (we’re not actually sure … Read more

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Christmas is cancelled this year due to Santa’s drug habit that he funded by pimping out his elves.

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North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had acquired a methamphetamine habit to help keep him awake when delivering presents around the globe. According to North Pole police, Kringle needed a way to fund his ever increasing drug habit. He took volunteers to be prostitutes as he … Read more

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Georgia Man Gets Chicken Head Stuck On His Weiner. You Won’t Believe His Story 😂

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Blue Ridge, GA- Ernest Cornwebby III (59), is just your everyday kind of fellow. Not know for his smarts or being extraordinary in any way. “Ernie” to the people of Blue Ridge, is dependable and honest. Slow, but steady. “A good man with a heart of gold. Just a little slow is all”, his mother … Read more

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Joe Exotic Let’s Slip Location Of Carole Baskin’s Missing Ex-Husband Don Lewis’ Remains On Jailhouse Phone Call

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Federal Medical Center, Fort Worth TX- Joe Exotic is in the headlines again, this time for a slip up on a phone call with his lawyer, Francis Bailey. Exotic, in a rage filled tirade spoke of the location of Baskin’s missing Ex-Husband Don Lewis. He started to tell his lawyer details, but Bailey Immediately interrupted … Read more

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Jackie And Lola Anders Ditch Abby And Brittany Hensel For The Mason Twins And A Live Erotic Performance At Madison Square Garden!!

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New York, NY- Jackie and Lola Anders (27) are riding the wave of success after teaming up with Abby and Britttany Hensel. The Anders’ sisters are not used to being in the national spotlight with the rest of the world talking about them and their talents. Enter Melody and Lexi Mason (28), fans of both … Read more

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