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Vancouver, British Columbia- Peter Longley (68), was a wine connoisseur for the majority of his life. Not only a fan of drinking wine, Peter was a collector or rare and vintage wine. The prize of the collection was a bottle owned by King Henry VIII. The bottle dates back to […]

Taylor Andies of Palmdale California has been a mortician for 5 years. He took over his fathers business when he retired and even embalmed his father when the time came. In his 5 years Taylor thought he had seen it all. How wrong he was! To protect the innocent, names […]

Wendy Clear of Beaumont Texas, was pretty tired of the car warranty telemarketers wasting all her minutes on her prepaid cell phones. They were constantly calling her even though she would tell them she has no vehicle. The calls persisted despite her pleas in protest. She needed to find a […]

Ventura, CA- In a world filled with complainers one barista took a stand. Lauren Geno (27) had just started working at Starbucks the week prior to the incident. Within the first few hours of her first shift, the audacious privilege of the generic “Karen” woman was starting to wear thin […]

Santa Barbara, CA- Kelly Arnold (32) has been a Yoga instructor for 8 years. There’s not a whole lot she doesn’t like about bending, twisting and holding. She recently started teaching a hot yoga class. Her hot yoga class reaches temperatures of 100F and above. The class was going real […]

Beverly Hills, CA- Reports are surfacing from the church of scientology that they are in talks with the Pope to buy the Catholic Religion to 400 Billion Dollars! This may sound crazy, but we have to remember that scientology is the 3rd largest economy on earth when you combine all […]

Winston Andover of Portland Oregon, wanted to break into the adult film industry as a way of making some quick cash after losing his job during the past year. Winston knows he’s not especially attractive or even a good fit in pornography, so he had to have a gimmick. Ron […]

Houston, TX- Megachurch Pastor, Joel Osteen in under some scrutiny after shipments of horse medicine were seized in McAllen Texas by customs. 7 individuals claim the televangelist told them telepathically to go to Mexico and smuggle back some horse medicine. The name and purpose of the drug will remain guarded […]

Reggie and Crystal Hemlock of New Jersey, were rushed to the hospital after a night of some wild animalistic sexual relations. Crystal was no fool when she chose to marry Reggie. She knew that tongue would make up for any failings he had. It was a typical Saturday night. Reggie […]

Cootersville, Alabama- Jeff Bezos is an international man of non mystery. Many despise him yet still use his amazon services daily. He is the king of modern day capitalism and pretty much gets his way in every aspect of his life. Bezos recently found out there is a rainforest in […]