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Woman Dies Trying To Catch A Sword With Her Vagina

January 1, 2022 Bonine 0
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Kelly Browers (25) of Simi Valley California has passed away from injuries sustained while attempting to catch a sword with her vagina. Kelly dreamed of just making it onto America’s Got Talent. She was honing her craft and getting ready to send in her audition tape when the accident happened. […]

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Woman Farts In Church, Kills 1 And Injures 3 Others

November 14, 2021 Bonine 0
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Linda Wiles has been dubbed the Gasassassin after dropping a silent but deadly (SBD) fart this past Sunday in church. She had just loaded up on her favorite candy before attending service that day. Linda is a devout a lady as you’re going to find in Butte Montana. So it was rather […]