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New York, NY- Several years back, Yoko Ono confirmed the two had an affair in the 70’s and it seems their affection for one another has picked up right where it left off. Yoko Ono and Hillary Clinton were seen kissing behind the Waldorf Astoria. The two rushed hand in […]

Marietta, GA- Kirk Vertin and Kathy Vertin’s marriage has bee upheld by the Supreme Court of Georgia. The couple drew national attention for marrying each other. They are full siblings with the same biological parents. The marriage between siblings with the same parents is not somethings that happens all the […]

Miami, Florida- Octomom (Nadya Suleman) was looking for ways to increase her earnings while she took her clothes off at the strip club. If there’s one thing Octomom is good at, it’s getting those melons of her’s full and ready to burst! We must confess, she has a few other […]

Kelly Browers (25) of Simi Valley California has passed away from injuries sustained while attempting to catch a sword with her vagina. Kelly dreamed of just making it onto America’s Got Talent. She was honing her craft and getting ready to send in her audition tape when the accident happened. […]

Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as good, if not better than anyone else’s, yet i feel the judges are holding a grudge against me and I don’t know why”, say Randolph. […]

Linda Wiles has been dubbed the Gasassassin after dropping a silent but deadly (SBD) fart this past Sunday in church. She had just loaded up on her favorite candy before attending service that day. Linda is a devout a lady as you’re going to find in Butte Montana. So it was rather […]

Spring, TX- Ally Simpson (27) is a good time girl. So when there was a party at the lake this past weekend, she was there with a cooler full of Budweiser because White Claw is “weak shit” in her words. A typical lake party includes booze, babes, boats, big ass […]