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Washington D.C. – President Biden made waves today when word leaked on his next project to build back better. He wants the name of the White House changed to something more ethnically inclusive. “Having the home of the most powerful man in the free world called the “White” house is […]

Los Angeles, CA- Reports have come out from the LA county coroners office that 53 bodies have been recovered from the Playboy Mansion property. Early word from inside sources indicate that these bodies are close to 100 years old and predate Hugh Hefner and his lovely ladies. The mansion was […]

Janesville, Wisconsin – William “Bill” Redding (53) and Kevin Waverly (31) , Have been arrested for the abduction of an unknown amount of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Records for witnesses are not as easy to come by, so an exact number may be weeks away. At least two men, Jebidiah Foresythe (22) […]

“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked until I ripped his cheating balls off!” Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody after a man who arrived at a hospital without his balls named her as the culprit. Shocked emergency room workers worked hard to stop the […]

Excited hardly covers how pumped up people are over Walt Disney coming back to life later this year. Disney is planning all kinds of events that will take place towards the end 2022 featuring Walt. But before all that happens Disney has announced that it will air Walt Disney being […]

In sad news today, a memory foam mattress has taking its own life. The mattress spent its life with Spencer McGill (22). They had been together for 10 years. In that 10 years it saw many many things which cannot be spoken of, but a few that can. It made […]

Chicago, IL- Benny Gutierrez is not your average 28yr old man. Benny was born with 2 normal sized, fully functioning penises. A popular guy with the ladies, Benny has always pretty much been able to make his way into bed with just about every girl he’s wanted. Coming up on […]

Tuesday October 4th of the year 2021 will go down as the day of the Great Facebook Outage. 100’s of millions of people have gone without Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp for hours and the world does not know what to do with its idle time. Conspiracy theories abound as to […]

Santa Barbara, CA- Fred Mulls (43) was arrested at Calvary Cemetery after the robbing of his deceased girlfriends grave went wrong. Fred was facing eviction and needed to come up with money fast. After debating his options, he chose to rob the grave of his girlfriend who passed away weeks […]

Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The Dukes Of Hazard will be the first on the chopping block. Gone are the days of the good old boys on television and streaming services […]