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Jed McBride is a 50 year old trailer park manager in the city of Beaumont Texas. He’s known around town for his bathtub crank. Beaumont Sheriff Bricoe Delmund has had it out for McBride ever since Jed slept with his sister back in high school. Jed was tired of the sheriff shutting down his meth … Read more

Clyde Loggens (60) of Vancouver BC Canada, has officially passed the largest kidney stone to pass through the urethra ever recorded. The size of a grapefruit and weighing in at 2 kilos, Clyde has become somewhat of a national celebrity. No one is sure how this stone went undetected for so long. Clyde never mentioned … Read more

Houston, TX- Skip Anawault and Trevor Billings of the Houston Vice Squad were arrested while posing as buyers of 2 kilos of cocaine. The dealers were also police working undercover, but for the Texas Rangers. Neither agency was aware of the others dealings, which led to plenty of confusion. Anawault and Billings had been undercover … Read more

Chicago, Il. – Miller Lite has announced a new product set for release the first quarter of 2022. After Heineken released 0.0 beer Miller wanted to be on the forefront of the next big thing. The tagline, “A dry beverage for your nose” was coined for their new product Cocaine Lite. Cocaine Lite looks like, … Read more

Tallahassee, FL- Janos Slynt aged 47 was caught in his trailer park hours after running away from an intersection where he had just shat on half a dozens cars. A trail of shite led from the left turn lane to his locale. Slynt was caught brown handed walking back to his trailer from the scene … Read more

Bakersfield, CA- Matthew Fithem (52), kept his mothers body in a freezer after she died of natural causes 3 years earlier. It is unknown as to why he didn’t alert authorities to her death, but the suspicion is that he wanted to keep her all to himself. Oscar Valentino was called out to the Fithem … Read more