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Chicago, Il. – Miller Lite has announced a new product set for release the first quarter of 2022. After Heineken released 0.0 beer Miller wanted to be on the forefront of the next big thing. The tagline, “A dry beverage for your nose” was coined for their new product Cocaine Lite. Cocaine Lite looks like, … Read more

Tallahassee, FL- Janos Slynt aged 47 was caught in his trailer park hours after running away from an intersection where he had just shat on half a dozens cars. A trail of shite led from the left turn lane to his locale. Slynt was caught brown handed walking back to his trailer from the scene … Read more

Bakersfield, CA- Matthew Fithem (52), kept his mothers body in a freezer after she died of natural causes 3 years earlier. It is unknown as to why he didn’t alert authorities to her death, but the suspicion is that he wanted to keep her all to himself. Oscar Valentino was called out to the Fithem … Read more

Jacksonville, FL- Grant Vivney who is making news out of Jacksonville. Originally from Australia Grant has been making a living selling alligator goods at local flea markets and swap-meets. He’s got the trademark Crocodile Dundee/ Steve Irwin accent and charisma. His gator skin boots are legendary, but it’s his belts that have really helped him … Read more

Butte, MT – 72 year old Shep Arnold has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat A.K.A. jerky at his general store “Shep’s Goods”. Well not all “Shep’s Goods” are “Good”. Arnold has been running his store for the last 35 years and over time there became a cult following for his distinctive jerky. Most … Read more

Bakersfield, CA- Ricky Rickersman (41), the national hand shaking champion for the past 3yrs is being forced into retirement. Ricky has been into competitive had shaking for about 10yrs and within the last 5 he started garnering national attention. During the late summer Rickersman started training again for the 2021 handshaking olympics. To gain an … Read more