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Las Vegas Man Poisons Wife’s Tampons To Get Out Of Debt With Loan Shark

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Las Vegas, NV- Earl Satire Lennon has been charged with the first degree murder of his wife Glendora Lennon. Earl and Glendora had been married a short three years before things went completely downhill. Glendora was seeing men on the side and Earl’s gambling addiction was putting great stress on the marriage. Earl piled up … Read more

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LAX TSA AGENTS SEARCH MORE BOOTIES THAN ANY OTHER AIRPORT

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Los Angeles, CA- LAX, Los Angeles International Airport, has the touchiest TSA agents anywhere in America according to a study put on by the National Institute of Studies. TSA agent qualifications have taken a huge drop off since the inception of the agency. The agency was created out of a necessity to make flying safely … Read more

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Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever porno featuring two sets of siamese twins.

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Van Nuys, Ca- Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever adult film featuring two sets of siamese twins. If this was any other year, this might be shocking, but 2020 is the year of the unexpected. The Hensel twins have been in the public … Read more

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Walmart Has Been Voted #1 Place For Serial Killers To Shop

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Los Angeles, CA- In a recent survey of convicted serial killers, the question as to where was the best place to buy supplies, Walmart was the overwhelming winner in that category. According to most killers, the supply level of cleaning products coupled with an abundance of rubbermaid containers, was what had always set Walmart apart … Read more

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“The Blue Pill Granny” Has Been Linked To A Series Of Retirement Home Deaths

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Houston, Texas- Lucy Bentwood, aged 81, has been arrested on 13 charges of first degree murder. The suspect has been linked to at least 5 different retirement homes where suspicious deaths have occurred. Bentwood would befriend men whom had no heirs to leave the money to. She would gain their trust and build relationship with … Read more

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