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Thousand Oaks, CA- Kurt Williams (77), is a patient man. He doesn’t get all bent out of shape over what other people do. He minds his own business, a rare commodity these days. He likes to laugh at people who get upset at grocery checkout lines. “As if complaining helps. […]

Jed McBride is a 50 year old trailer park manager in the city of Beaumont Texas. He’s known around town for his bathtub crank. Beaumont Sheriff Bricoe Delmund has had it out for McBride ever since Jed slept with his sister back in high school. Jed was tired of the […]

Clyde Loggens (60) of Vancouver BC Canada, has officially passed the largest kidney stone to pass through the urethra ever recorded. The size of a grapefruit and weighing in at 2 kilos, Clyde has become somewhat of a national celebrity. No one is sure how this stone went undetected for […]

Houston, TX- Skip Anawault and Trevor Billings of the Houston Vice Squad were arrested while posing as buyers of 2 kilos of cocaine. The dealers were also police working undercover, but for the Texas Rangers. Neither agency was aware of the others dealings, which led to plenty of confusion. Anawault […]

Chicago, Il. – Miller Lite has announced a new product set for release the fourth quarter of 2022. After Heineken released 0.0 beer, Miller wanted to be on the forefront of the next big thing. The tagline, “A dry beverage for your nose” was coined for their new product Cocaine […]

Tallahassee, FL- Janos Slynt aged 47 was caught in his trailer park hours after running away from an intersection where he had just shat on half a dozens cars. A trail of shite led from the left turn lane to his locale. Slynt was caught brown handed walking back to […]

Jacksonville, FL- Grant Vivney who is making news out of Jacksonville. Originally from Australia, Grant has been making a living selling alligator goods at local flea markets and swap-meets. He’s got the trademark Crocodile Dundee/ Steve Irwin accent and charisma. His gator skin boots are legendary, but it’s his belts […]

Butte, MT – 72 year old Shep Arnold has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat A.K.A. jerky at his general store “Shep’s Goods”. Well not all “Shep’s Goods” are “Good”. Arnold has been running his store for the last 35 years and over time there became a cult following […]

Bakersfield, CA- Ricky Rickersman (41), the national hand shaking champion for the past 3yrs is being forced into retirement. Ricky has been into competitive had shaking for about 10yrs and within the last 5 he started garnering national attention. During the early spring, Rickersman started training again for the 2022 […]