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Butner, N.C.- Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage AKA Joe Exotic (58) was sent to the prison infirmary early Monday morning after another inmate shanked him in the neck. The attack was a culmination of events precipitated by Joe’s fondness of taking his wiener out to show other inmates. “He likes to whirl […]

Wanda Smith (32) of Lewistown Montana, was arrested after being caught having sex with herself on a city bus. 5 years ago she had a penis attached to her so she could do herself. “Since my brother passed away, I haven’t been able to find another good lover. This way […]

Don’t let Steve’s black eye fool you, he and his wife Margot Robson are crazy in love with each other. Steve is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but Margot has always liked a good looking guy over a smart one. On Saturday nights they like to “Netflix and […]

Ben Waller (44) of Houston Texas, worked the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 20 years. He made quite a bit of money over the years and decided to retire early to enjoy the fruits of his labor. Ben was also glad to be rid of the […]

Valeria Lukyanova, 36 has posed for some natural photos. Natural meaning no make-up of course. The only thing Valeria claims to be fake on her body, is her breasts. It’s hard to tell for sure if she is telling the truth about her bolt-ons being the only enhancement she has […]