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Detroit, MI- Robert James Ritchie, AKA “Kid Rock”, was found in a Detroit Hotel room early Saturday September 23rd, 2022. Rock had been seen the night before at a Waffle House with a large entourage laughing and joking over waffles and malt liquor. Somewhere between the waffles and his 3rd […]

Los Angeles, CA- Peter Detwiler (32), was an elite TSA officer at LAX until a failed drug test cost him his job. Peter was always seen as a no-nonsense, by the book super security guard. Now that image has been shatter by his failing of a random drug test. “The […]

Sylvia (27) and Ed MacEwan (29) of El Dorado Alabama were looking to cash in and get themselves some Bitcoin during this latest craze of the popular cryptocurrency. Like most of us the MacEwan’s has been having a hard time making ends meet. On top of that, all of their […]

Father Brad McConnors (48), was arrested this morning leaving the house for his morning jog. McConnor’s is the most popular young priest at St. Peters Catholic Church in Springfield, Il. More people show up to his Masses than any others. One parishioner said, “I can feeeeeeel the Holy Spirit talking […]