Robotic Brothel Featuring Celebrity Look-A-Likes To Open In Vegas Summer 2022

Ever wonder what it would be like to bang your favorite celebrity? Well come summer 2022 you just may get your chance. Charles Andover (40), is planning to open the world’s first robotic celebrity brothel. Want to have sex with Jennifer Lopez? No problem. Jennifer Lawrence? Sure! Depending on the celebrity and availability, expect to … Read more

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Saved By The Bell’s, Dustin “Screech” Diamond Shanked In Prison After Showing His “Dong” One Too Many Times

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Port Washington, WI- Dustin “Screech” Diamond (43), was finishing up a 5 year sentence for a 3rd degree murder charge that stemmed from an altercation after someone criticized his comedic skills (or lack there of) and heckled him at a comedy club, when he was tragically struck down in a prison shanking. The incident which … Read more

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Bruce Springsteen Will Not Perform “Born In The USA” Again Until Trump Leaves America

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AMERICA, USA – Rock ‘n roll icon Bruce Springsteen will not be singing “Born in the USA” again anytime soon it seems. The rocker told ringsssss.com “After yesterday’s bullshit, I can’t, in good faith sing my song. This is not a slight to the American people. I just can’t”. We think this may be the … Read more

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