Man Caught Trying To Smuggle 45 MAGA Hats Onto Airplane In His Rectal Cavity. “Why Didn’t He Just Put Them In His Suitcase?”

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Helena, MT- Helena Regional Airport was the site of some commotion today when a large man was caught trying to smuggle 45 MAGA hats in his anus onto a airplane. Peter Peters was stopped by TSA when the body scanner showed the hats in his ass. TSA agents asked Peter why he didn’t just put … Read more

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Karen Is Locked Up In An Insane Asylum After Accusing White Cat Of Sleeping With Husband Chad And Toy Poodle 🐩 Brad

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Beverly Hills, CA- Karen Wondersnatch has been locked up after found screaming at a white cat during the early hours of September 27, 2020. Apparently Karen had found her husband and the cat in a compromising situation. Not only that, but Karen’s toy poodle Felix was part of the action as well. The white cat … Read more

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Katy Perry Is Having Her Vagina Made Into The Sex Toy “Fleshlight”

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Los Angeles, CA- News broke over the weekend that pop superstar Katy Perry has reached an agreement with adult toy super company, Fleshlight, to produce a limited edition Fleshlight based off of Ms. Perry’s specifications. The deal between the two is reported to be worth in excess of $100 million dollars over the next 10 … Read more

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