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Los Angeles, CA- News broke over the weekend that pop superstar Katy Perry has reached an agreement with adult toy super company, Fleshlight, to produce a limited edition Fleshlight based off of Ms. Perry’s specifications. The deal between the two is reported to be worth in excess of $100 million dollars over the next 10 … Read more

Chicago, IL – In stunning move McDonald’s has taken a dramatic and groundbreaking stance on racism, when the publicly traded company took a swing by no longer serving racists at their restaurants. In a press release, spokesman Reagan Trudeau speaks of how this came about and what it means for the future of the company. … Read more

A lot of fast food chains are facing tough decisions. Burger King is one such example of making the decision to shut down 2,000 of their restaurants as COVID-19 has decimated their already small market share. McDonald’s is king of fast food. No point in denying it. Burger King has always been an after thought … Read more

Dallas, TX- Wayne Gibbins is your everyday Texan living on the outskirts of Dallas. He and his wife have been married for 40 years. Well technically 26 years. You see the thing is his wife Peggy has actually been dead for the last 14 years. When Peggie passed away Wayne was in such grief he … Read more

Sacramento, CA- June 10th 2020, At a press conference today Governor Gavin Newsom revealed a plan to help restore the states ecomony following the COVID-19 Pandemic. The plan is to legalize prostitution. Working closely with Nevada state lawmakers Newsom has gathered enough information to put forth a plan to have fully staffed brothels by the … Read more

Seattle, WA – Amid rumors of a Nirvana reunion, Dave Grohl announced that Post Malone will be filling in for Curt Cobain during the 11 city tour. “Krist and I both saw Malone’s video on youtube and we’re like, “He’s the guy. He’s the guy!” Post Malone uploaded a video on YouTube to raise money … Read more