Karen Is Locked Up In An Insane Asylum After Accusing White Cat Of Sleeping With Husband Chad And Toy Poodle 🐩 Brad

Beverly Hills, CA- Karen Wondersnatch has been locked up after found screaming at a white cat during the early hours of September 27, 2020. Apparently Karen had found her husband and the cat in a compromising situation. Not only that, but Karen’s toy poodle Felix was part of the action as well. The white cat … Read more

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Katy Perry Is Having Her Vagina Made Into The Sex Toy “Fleshlight”

Los Angeles, CA- News broke over the weekend that pop superstar Katy Perry has reached an agreement with adult toy super company, Fleshlight, to produce a limited edition Fleshlight based off of Ms. Perry’s specifications. The deal between the two is reported to be worth in excess of $100 million dollars over the next 10 … Read more

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NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO RACISTS. MCDONALD’S BECOMES THE FIRST RESTAURANT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO RACISTS

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Chicago, IL – In stunning move McDonald’s has taken a dramatic and groundbreaking stance on racism, when the publicly traded company took a swing by no longer serving racists at their restaurants. In a press release, spokesman Reagan Trudeau speaks of how this came about and what it means for the future of the company. … Read more

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Burger King To Shut Down 2,000 Restaurants Due To Slow Sales Amid COVID-19 Outbreak

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A lot of fast food chains are facing tough decisions. Burger King is one such example of making the decision to shut down 2,000 of their restaurants as COVID-19 has decimated their already small market share. McDonald’s is king of fast food. No point in denying it. Burger King has always been an after thought … Read more

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Stripper Has Unexpected Explosive Diarrhea, Slips Off Pole And Breaks Her Neck. “It was messy scene”

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Seattle, WA – Karen “Destiny” Williams (27) is a dancer at the local Knockers strip club in Seattle. On Tuesday night Destiny showed up for work at her regular time and was on stage getting warmed up for the night. Destiny has a very exciting pole routine and the place really gets hopping when she’s … Read more

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