Los Angeles – Sources inside Twitter say that there is someone already waiting in the wings to take the place of orange man when trump gets kicked off the social media platform. With violations racking up it is only a matter of time before Mr. Loompa is the official twitter orange man. A recent poll … Read more Twitter Has Announced Another Orange Man Ready To Take trumps Place Once He Is Banned
Seattle, WA- Beth Simons (57) has always gone against the grain in her life by blazing her own trail. Now Simons the trailblazer will be going down a very strange but loving path when she carries the child of dead daughter. “I recently found out that my daughter Marianne had some of her eggs frozen … Read more Seattle Woman To Have Child Using Deceased Daughter’s Frozen Eggs And Son’s Sperm
Oxnard, CA – Elizabeth Montgomery was arrested April 5th without incident for allegedly feeding her family the remains of late husband for Sunday night dinner. “Once a month we would go over to Grandma Montgomery’s for Sunday dinner. The month after Grandad disappeared was a particular hard time for us all. We knew without his … Read more 90 Year Old Granny Arrested For Feeding Family The Remains Of Her “Missing” Husband
Los Angeles, CA- In a recent survey of convicted serial killers, the question as to where was the best place to buy supplies, Walmart was the overwhelming winner in that category. According to most killers, the supply level of cleaning products coupled with an abundance of rubbermaid containers, was what had always set Walmart apart … Read more Walmart Has Been Voted #1 Place For Serial Killers To Shop
Houston, TX- 34 year old Spencer Williams had been trafficking drugs in corpses for 2 years before he was caught. During a viewing at his funeral home on March 22nd, one of the grieving family members noticed a little something in the mouth of their dearly departed uncle and asked another family member to verify … Read more Houston Mortician Arrested For Trafficking Drugs In Corpses.
Highland, TX- According to multiple sources Beavis is completely losing his shit over not being able to find T.P. for his bunghole. He will not be called anything but “The Great Cornholio” 24/7. “The Great Cornholio is a creature that needs T.P. to survive and we have never seen him this distressed. The community is … Read more Beavis AKA “The Great Cornholio” Is Losing His Sh*t Because There Is No T.P. For His Bunghole
Seattle, WA- Three local high-schoolers have been expelled from school after they gave seagulls food stuffed with Alka Seltzer. The names and photos of the pranksters will not be released due to their ages. and these “pranksters” thought that’s all this would be, a prank. Well they got that and then some. The idea was … Read more Seattle High-Schoolers Feed Seagulls Alka Seltzer And Get Expelled From School When The Birds Burst In The Air