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Seattle, WA – Amid rumors of a Nirvana reunion, Dave Grohl announced that Post Malone will be filling in for Curt Cobain during the 11 city tour. “Krist and I both saw Malone’s video on youtube and we’re like, “He’s the guy. He’s the guy!” Post Malone uploaded a video on YouTube to raise money … Read more Nirvana Reunion Shows To Feature Post Malone
Santa Barbara, CA – During some construction on Neverland Ranch on may 31, 2020 a man found a time capsule buried just 3 feet below the surface near the Northwest end of the property. At first the worker wasn’t sure what the contraption was. But as he was told by his boss at the start … Read more Michael Jackson Left Behind Time Capsule From 1995 On Neverland Ranch. You Won’t Believe What Was Found Inside!
Los Angeles – Sources inside Twitter say that there is someone already waiting in the wings to take the place of orange man when trump gets kicked off the social media platform. With violations racking up it is only a matter of time before Mr. Loompa is the official twitter orange man. A recent poll … Read more Twitter Has Announced Another Orange Man Ready To Take trumps Place Once He Is Banned
Seattle, WA- Beth Simons (57) has always gone against the grain in her life by blazing her own trail. Now Simons the trailblazer will be going down a very strange but loving path when she carries the child of dead daughter. “I recently found out that my daughter Marianne had some of her eggs frozen … Read more Seattle Woman To Have Child Using Deceased Daughter’s Frozen Eggs And Son’s Sperm
Oxnard, CA – Elizabeth Montgomery was arrested April 5th without incident for allegedly feeding her family the remains of late husband for Sunday night dinner. “Once a month we would go over to Grandma Montgomery’s for Sunday dinner. The month after Grandad disappeared was a particular hard time for us all. We knew without his … Read more 90 Year Old Granny Arrested For Feeding Family The Remains Of Her “Missing” Husband
