Miami, Florida- A ghostly pale man drew attention on the beaches of Miami. A lifeguard thought he’d talk to the man since it was obvious he didn’t spend much time at the beach and wanted to make sure he would be cautious if he went into the ocean. When speaking to the man (later identified … Read more Amish man eats family after record snowstorm traps them in house and takes off to Florida.
Miami, FL- Ernest “Butt Tickler” Simmons is no longer matching with unsuspecting woman on Tinder and tickling their butts. After calls kept coming in to Miami-Dade PD about Simmons and his tickling ways, a sting operation was set in place. Simmons prefers women with big booty’s so detective Winters went undercover and set up a … Read more The Tinder “Butt Tickler” has been caught.. In Florida
Houston, TX- Herbert McMaga was arrested on murders charges of 7 mail order brides who had gone missing. McMaga had been questioned on the missing women, but explained, “they used me as a way into the country. I have no idea where they are”. As Christmas season started rolling around McMaga Started gathering supplies for … Read more Houston man who orders brides from overseas and turns them into fruitcakes has been arrested.
Marietta, GA- Kirk Vertin and Kathy Vertin’s marriage has bee upheld by the Supreme Court of Georgia. The couple drew national attention for marrying each other. They are full siblings with the same biological parents. The marriage between siblings with the same parents is not somethings that happens all the time because it’s illegal… or … Read more Supreme Court of Georgia upholds marriage between siblings after news of pregnancy surfaces.
Houston, TX- The trio of Mark, Tom and Travis, who have ties to the Mexican Mafia, are coming for unsuspecting individuals handing out candy this year just like they did last year. The three show up in costume like anyone of short stature would and survey the landscape of the house the best they can. … Read more The Trick or Treating Trio to be on the watch for!
Tallahassee, FL – Peter Miller was having a hard time finding employment after being released from prison just months earlier. He couldn’t understand why he would never get past the first interview with potential employers. Miller began to accept the fact that he may have to start with a honest, humble job and work his … Read more Florida man doesn’t understand why he can’t get a job, proceeds to trash the McDonald’s that won’t hire him.
North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had acquired a methamphetamine to help keep him awake when delivering presents around the globe. According to North Pole police, Kringle needed a way to fund his ever increasing drug habit. He took volunteers to be prostitutes as he is … Read more Christmas is cancelled this year due to Santa’s drug habit that he funded by pimping out his elves.