Man loses virginity to hooker, gets arrested and couldn’t care less.

Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel know for prostitution. A police spokesman said, “The suspect didn’t try to run or deny his involvement. He was just so happy. Easiest arrest of the year”. When questioned by the media as to why he didn’t seem upset about his arrest Ottoblock explains, “as … Read more

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Bride To Be Gets Pregnant By Midget Stripper!!!

Los Angeles, CA- Bride to be had a little more fun than most during her bachelorette party. Her friends surprised her with a midget stripper by the name of “Short Man Long Dong”. Mostly seen as a prank, the bride Florence Monroe, was actually pleasantly surprise by her friends “joke”. She’d always had a “thing” … Read more

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Man arrested for writing a check with his p*nis at Best Buy

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Houston, Texas– On September 23 a Jersey Village man was arrested for indecent exposure at Best Buy (location withheld to protect the innocent). The mans name is Heathcliff Von Stuber age 33 . Police were called when Stuber proceeded to fill out his check using a pen gripped by his penis. The cashier claimed the … Read more

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