Washington, DC- Bernie Sanders has had enough and he wants to settle the score once and for all with Donald Trump. Sanders believes Trump’s supporters enjoy many manly and masculine things; “Big trucks, oil, football, guns, BBQ, an odd fascination with deer and the like. So I figure comparing my penis with Trump’s would carry significant weight with his constituency. I mean that’s what it’s all about right? Bigger and better and stronger, more manly”.
“So I challenge Trump to lay his penis on a table opposite mine in front of the whole world on live television. Let the people decide which penis it is that they want to follow and lead them into the future. Enough evasive action. Enough double talk. I dare you to compare”, said Sanders.
A recent poll of Republican and Democrats, both agree that comparing size of penises is a great way to conclusively determine who the more dominant man capable of leading the people really is. “It’s really about the superficial and what’s on the outside that matters to him and his cronies. When we dare to compare, if he can find the courage that is, I am confident I will have the advantage”, Sanders concluded.
So the ball is in the court of Donald Trump and the whole world waits with baited breath to see if Trump can stand up to the challenge.