Male Stripper Mistakenly Shows Up At Biker Gang Clubhouse Instead Of Bachelorette Party. Gets Beat Up And Sent To The Hospital In Critical Condition


Phoenix, AZ- Randy Simons (33) AKA “Peter Cummings”, is clinging to life at a local Phoenix hospital after a vicious beating at the hands of a biker gang. Randy mistakenly showed up to the house of an active member of the biker gang, “Hermanos Locos”. Randy Simons moonlights as a stripper to help make ends meet. This particular night, Randy was to strip at a bachelorette party, but he made a terrible mistake by punching in the wrong address on his phone’s GPS.

As with most biker gangs, respect if of utmost importance and the presence of this male stripper dressed as a cop on their doorstep was about the most disrespectful thing that could of possibly happened. The men didn’t bother to ask any questions and proceeded to beat Randy Simons within inches of his life right then and there on the porch. Both his legs and arms were broken. He also suffered a concussion, 5 broken ribs, and a punctured lung. Randy is now in a medically induced coma to give his body a chance to heal.

On the way to the hospital before he was unconscious, Randy wanted it to be known that he was not going to press charges against any of the men and said he over and over that this whole thing was a “misunderstanding” and that he would never bother the men again. Police believe Randy is being intimidated to not press charges by members of the biker gang, but without Randy giving them anything to work with no charges will be filed.

Randy Simons still lies in critical condition at the time of this writing.

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