Honolulu, HI – Newlyweds Sean and Caroline Wilson from Billings Montana were on their dream honeymoon having the time of their lives. Caroline was really loving the buffet the hotel offered and Sean couldn’t get enough of the WiFi so he could keep up with his buds on Fortnite, a popular video game.
The couple spent 9 beautiful days and 10 nights in Hawaii. On the night before they were to head back to the mainland, Sean Wilson was the victim of a terrible accident. It seems after his team got beat in the most epic game of Fortnite ever, Sean was sobbing and Caroline new exactly what to do. She pulled him close and brought him in for his favorite “consolation prize”, her buxom body.
“Sean did this all the time. He would lose a game and I would have to spend the night consoling him with my melons and rocking him to sleep. I just don’t know how it happened. I don’t know how he got his head stuck down there. He was rapidly moving his free hand up and down below so I thought things were going well”, said Mrs. Wilson. Sometime during the night in the middle of some intense consoling and meat beating, Sean’s head got stuck under Caroline’s belly. Turns out that rapid moving was Sean struggling to escape and get air not fro him stroking his schlong.
Sean lost consciousness and was unresponsive so his wife called paramedics. “We believed Mr. Wilson got his head lodged up under his wife’s belly while recovering from some sort of horrific loss earlier in the night. You would be surprised how well a belly can muffle the sounds and struggles of someone fighting to breathe. Ultimately the decedent was smothered into a coma underneath the weight and girth of Caroline’s belly”. Although he is in stable condition, doctors have no time table for a possible recovery.