Sacremento, CA- Word from the Governor’s office has leaked out that starting on Monday, Governor Gavin Newsom will sign into effect a bill that will hasten the process for anyone named Brandon who wants to change their name. Along with a speedier process for those afflicted with the name, Newsom will also waive any and all fees associated with a name change.
“We have close to 150,000 Brandons in California. I have personally spoken to over 800 Brandons and all of them have had recent struggles associated with their name. Through all their tears and tales of adversity, I knew we had to act. That is why starting Monday, we will do all we can to right this terrible wrong done to so many innocent Californians”, Newsom said.
To any of you Brandons interested in taking advantage of this opportunity, please contact your local city council members for information on how to get your name changed to something more appropriate.