January 15, 2022

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Butthole Kissing Booth Shutdown After Pink Eye Outbreak

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Candy Clemens of Palm Beach Florida, has been arrested after a pink eye outbreak drew attention to her illegal butthole kissing booth. The kissing booth had been in operation for upwards of 8 months before the outbreak. Men and women alike were dropping $20 to kiss Candy’s bleached butthole.

Candy went from 10-12 people a day to well over 100. Her business was booming. People came from far and wide to kiss her hole. “It’s perfectly bleach and tastes amazing!” one consumer of Candy’s ass said. “We brought the whole family to kiss her hole!”, one lady said.

Then came the fateful day when Candy didn’t wipe well after taking a massive dump. One more wipe could have saved her business, but alas it was not meant to be. Around 75 of her patrons developed pink eye after stuffing their faces between her dirty buttcheeks.

As local hospitals filled with pink eye cases, detectives were called in to see if they could tie all the cases together. After the patients had all spoken with authorities, it was obvious Candy’s asshole was to blame. As news broke several detectives surreptitiously went to the closest eye wash station to wash their eyes.

Candy is now in jail and will be there for the next 3 months. Her onlyfans account has gained over 200k new members since news of this story broke, making her the most successful asshole kisser giver ever!

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