December 6, 2021

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Snake Bites Man’s Penis While He Pees In Woods. Brother Saves The Day By Sucking The Venom Out

Ojai, CA- While on a hike in Ojai California, Brothers Matt and Hugh Mangrel had an experience they will never forget. Matt was taking a leak off the side of the trail in some brush when out of nowhere a snake leapt upwards and grabbed hold of his penis. “That sumbitch latched on good, but I guess he didn’t like the taste and let go for whatever reason”, said Matt.

“So here I am dick hanging out with holes in it leaking blood. I turn around and there’s my brother. He must of heard the commotion. Anyways he starts freaking out about the venom and the need to get it out soon lest I succumb to it and die”. All of the sudden Hugh dropped to his knees and began sucking on his brother’s wounds to remove the venom. Matt tried to protest saying, “there must be another way!”. “Not enough time”, countered Hugh.

“So I closed my eyes and tried to picture a happy place. Pretty much impossible with your brother sucking on your dick”. After about 5 minutes of sucking, Hugh was satisfied he had gotten all the venom out. “Ya man, I sucked it dry”, a proud Hugh said.

“Anyway, we head to the local hospital and I get patched up. The doctors say Hugh saved my life when he sucked me off. I don’t know how I’ll ever repay him, but I’ll spend the rest of my life trying”.

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