New York, NY- By now everyone knows of the love affair Hillary Clinton had with Yoko Ono back in the late 1970’s. What everyone does not know is some of the down and dirty details of their sexual rendezvous. You may have already guessed, but Hillary was the more “aggressive” of the two.
“Clinton has been known to wear a strap-on dildo and is always the one with the penetrating object in hand. She’s not a big fan of being penetrated herself”, said a former scissor sister of Clinton’s.
A Picture of a massive toy that the pair used to use has surfaced and we have the first look. The custom made dildo of was one of Yoko’s favorite toys. Made with 100% silicone the enormous fake penis weighs an astonishing 8lbs. At 22 inches long and 4in. diameter, this dildo is not for the faint at heart or the shallow of snatch.
DNA tests of the residue left on the toy have conclusively come back to Yoko Ono and finger prints belonging to Hillary Clinton are also present. The unnamed owner of this rare piece of Americana has placed it up for auction on eBay with a starting bid of $120. Requests for comment from either Clinton or Ono have gone unanswered.
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