Kris Jenner’s New Book: How To Become Famous With No Talent


Kris Jenner is writing a new book on how to become famous with no talent. It is a subject she knows well. Over 1million copies have been purchased in advance, showing just how many people believe she may have the key to helping them become famous with no talent as well.

Step 1 is to marry someone to improve your status. Someone with enough money to satisfy your comforts and is in the public eye. Step 2 is to breed, “Have as many children as possible to increase the odds of one of them paying off. Step 3 is to teach your children steps 1 and 2. The 4th step is have one of your adult children star in a sex tape. “All of this can be done with an IQ of 80”, says Jenner.

Repeating step one is encouraged if you find someone who will raise your status even more. Remember how Kim used to rub Paris Hilton’s feet? “She was dating washed up athletes and now is married to one of the most powerful men in the world, if not the world”, according to Jenner.

“The foundation of my life and yours, if you want to be famous, is to sell out at every corner. Market your children. Create a brand that means nothing and the world can be yours too!”

I can’t wait to get hold of my copy!

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