
Lubbock, TX- 52 year old man, Wayne Wentz was arrested preparing one of his deceased mother’s kidneys for dinner. Officers were responding to reports of a suspicious smell coming from his apartment. Wayne opened the door to his apartment wearing a “kiss the cook” apron with stains of all sorts on it.
A putrid smell was coming from one of the pots on the stove that was simmering. In it were the ribs, various bones, and kidneys of his mother who had passed away several months earlier. Wentz never reported the death of his dear old mom and eventually decided on stuffing her in the deep freezer until he could come up with a plan of what to do next.

Wayne’s motivation was to have his mother forever be a part of himself. Well, as Stan would later be told, he already was a part of her forever. He was informed he shares half of his DNA with his mother.
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