October 15, 2021

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The Dukes Of Hazard To Be Deleted From Every Hollywood Database And Streaming Service. DVD’s To Be Destroyed As Well.

Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The Dukes Of Hazard will be the first on the chopping block. Gone are the days of the good old boys on television and streaming services racing after the bad guys.

As a whole, America has lost interest in mind numbing programming. The Kardashian’s have set the bar high for any new series to match let alone one that has been forgotten about for many many years. Thus the good old boys are being sent to pasture.

Network executives see this as a way to weed out the malignant shows that are “like a cancer for our eyes”. “The removal of this show will start a trend where crap shows will be removed before a new generation can grab hold of the low moral standards which were so prevalent in shows 40yrs ago”, said an anonymous executive.

Rumors are circulating that All In The Family is the next one to go. But First analysts want to measure the positive impact on society that the removal of Dukes Of Hazard will ultimately have before pulling the plug on a second show. Stayed tuned to ringsssss.com as more information is sure to follow.

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