December 6, 2021


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The Reanimation Of Walt Disney’s Frozen Body Will Air Exclusively On Disney+ This December

Excited hardly covers how pumped up people are over Walt Disney coming back to life later this year. Disney is planning all kinds of events that will take place in 2022 that will feature Walt. But before all that happens Disney has announced that it will air Walt Disney being thawed for all to see on Disney +.

Titled “Walt Disney: A Frozen Tale” will be a 3 day event which with cover the entire process of his removal from the cryochamber up to and through the opening of his eyes and first words in over 55 years. An interview is planned for the third and final day.

Disney expects world wide viewership to reach 2.5 to 3 billion people. “This is not just about a celebrity, this is about cryogenics working and offering hope to many of these billions of people on earth hoping that they too can be frozen and later reanimated at a time of their choosing”, said Dr. Jay Bowlin of CERN (The European Organization for Nuclear Research).