Joe Exotic Stabbed In Prison After Showing His Penis To The Wrong Inmate

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Butner, N.C.- Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage AKA Joe Exotic (58) was sent to the prison infirmary early Monday morning after another inmate shanked him in the neck. The attack was a culmination of events precipitated by Joe’s fondness of taking his wiener out to show other inmates. “He likes to whirl it around like a helicopter blade. Not everyone appreciates it”, said an inmate who would only speak to us under the condition of anonymity.

During a recent altercation involving Joe’s penis an inmate pulled out a shank made from a non ADA (American Dental Association) approved toothbrush and stuck it in Exotic’s neck severing the carotid artery causing a dramatic loss of blood. The wound may have resulted in his death had not the medical team acted so quickly.

“I have seen more penises in my day than I could count. Something about getting the another guys to look at your junk appeals to the inmates”, Correction Officer Bolton Edwards.

The man who shanked Joe was apparently, “tired of listening to all his BS and didn’t want to see the mans “wiener” anymore. “That mf’er would not keep his dick in his pants. I was tired of seeing that shit” – inmate accused of shanking.

“Joe is recovering well in the infirmary and will make a formal statement once he regains his energy”, said a prison spokesperson. The man who stabbed Joe is looking at an additional 10 years in prison for the stabbing.

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