Wanda Smith (32) of Lewistown Montana, was arrested after being caught having sex with herself on a city bus. 5 years ago she had a penis attached to her so she could do herself. “Since my brother passed away, I haven’t been able to find another good lover. This way I’ve been able to please myself anytime I choose”, she would later say.
Witnesses say they saw her “pull her penis out while the bus was moving and ram it into her cavernous vagina over and over and over again”. “It’s probably the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. The sounds and the smell will haunt me for as long as I live”, one witness said. At the moment authorities are not sure whether to charge her with “public intercourse” or “public masturbation”.
“She both fucks herself and masturbates. We don’t want to charge her with the wrong crime and put her into a position of double jeopardy where she could walk on the greater charge if not handled right”, Lawyer Linda Lewis said.
According to Wanda’s lawyer she never ejaculated and wants the case to be thrown out. “She was safely hiding her penis inside her vagina. It just kept slipping out is all. Nothing nefarious here”. Whatever the case may be we cannot wait to see how it all unfolds in court!
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