OCTOMOM Adds Drinking Breastmilk To Her Strip Routine And The Men Are Loving It!!!

Miami, Florida- Octomom (Nadya Suleman) was looking for ways to increase her earnings while she took her clothes off at the strip club. If there’s one thing Octomom is good at, it’s getting those melons of her’s full and ready to burst! We must confess, she has a few other talents, but we will save … Read more

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Pizza Delivery Man Fired For “Sexually” Relieving Himself Onto The Pizzas Of Known Non Tipping Customers. Wanted For Questioning By Police.

Houston, Texas – Max Green of Houston was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will be withheld pending a police investigation into this sticky situation. Green had been a delivery driver for 3yrs before any complaints had been filed against him. Pizzas were being delivered cold … Read more

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Inspired By Joel Osteen, Kanye West To Auction Off Kim Kardashian’s First Pair Of Butt Implants To Help Fund His New Megachurch

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Kanye plans on selling Kim’s original implants to help his new church get off the ground. In recent weeks it has become clear to him that he was meant to be the leader of a megachurch. Visits with Joel Osteen have encouraged West to embark on this new adventure. Joel is helping Kanye to develop … Read more

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Mortician Who Had Been Stealing Testicles For Albondigas Soup, Has Been Taken Into Custody.

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Houtson TX- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Stump got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning his boss, Brent Couler, found … Read more

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Houston Man Arrested With Balloons Full Of Heroin In His Buttocks, Blames Bad Mexican Food.

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Houston, Texas- Dwayne Macadoo went to the hospital because he had terrible stomach pains. The doctors asked the routine questions and when they asked have you eaten lately that you think may have caused this pain, Macadoo responded with, “well I just got back from Mexico and I did eat seafood and drink the water … Read more

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