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Clyde Loggens (60) of Vancouver BC Canada, has officially passed the largest kidney stone to pass through the urethra ever recorded. The size of a grapefruit and weighing in at 2 kilos, Clyde has become somewhat of a national celebrity. No one is sure how this stone went undetected for so long. Clyde never mentioned … Read more
Vancouver, British Columbia- Alice Anderson was stopped at the Canadian border when she could not immediately find her passport. When she exited the car, mounties could tell she was trying really hard to keep her legs closed. When asked to spread em’, her brother Kevin fell out of her vagina. Three mounties passed out. “This … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- Unless you have been living under a rock, you have seen Tesla vehicles all over the road. Here in Southern California it’s doubly true. Obnoxious Tesla drivers stick their noses in the air at us gas burners. To combat the rising belief that they are better than the rest of us, people … Read more
Calabasas, CA- Britney Spears is joining the latest trend of smoking hot celebrities to join the popular website. After seeing some not so popular not so credible and not so hot of stars cash out big time, Spears is hoping to replicate their success but on a much larger scale. It is estimated that Spears … Read more
Atlanta, GA- The American classic, Coca-Cola is changing its name to “Coco-Cola”. The name change stems from backlash over its cocaine beginnings. When the cola was just starting out it was infused with actual cocaine. That was so long ago that many had forgotten and even if remembered it was laughed off as a joke. … Read more
Detroit, MI- Robert James Ritchie, AKA “Kid Rock”, was found in a Detroit Hotel room early Saturday July 3rd, 2021. Rock had been seen the night before at a Waffle House with a large entourage laughing and joking over waffles and malt liquor. Somewhere between the waffles and his 3rd Olde English tall boy, Rock … Read more