Chicago, Il- Gertrude Pettis (Maternal Granddaughter Of Marilyn Monroe) was in town to sign autographs for some of her grandmother’s super fans. An autograph from Gertrude is just the item some people are looking for to complete their Marilyn Monroe collections. For Gertrude the signings offer a way to travel […]
Herman Shudders Of Ojai California has battled obesity his whole life. In his early 20’s he had his first gastric bypass. After that surgery he lost 450 pounds over the course of 2 years. That dramatic of a weight loss caused an embarrassingly large amount of loose skin. He could […]
Alex Cortez (29) of Oxnard California was arrested leaving a Golden Corral buffet. Alex had spent the last 11hrs in the restaurant eating at the all you can eat buffet while his 9 children and wife waited for him in the family van out in the parking lot. A cook […]
Houston, Texas- Joel Osteen has been granted permission by Pope Francis and President Joe Biden to be the first pope of America. Francis and Biden reached out to the mega pastor to offer the position with many believing he was told “it would be wise for you to accept, Pope’s […]
Los Angeles California – Caitlyn Jenner has announced that she will be running as a Republican Candidate during the 2024 Presidential race. She understands she will be competing against Donald Trump for the republican nomination and that he has vast resources to fund his campaign. To try and level the […]
Beth Connor of Sweetgrass Montana, was stopped trying to enter the United States when Border Patrol notice an odd smell coming from her undercarriage. A female agent was called to search Beth. The agent noticed a spout that stuck out of Beth’s vagina and that it had a slow drip. […]
Long time television personality Geraldo Rivera has been put on blast by Taylor Swift’s camp. Rivera inundated Swift with sexually explicit pictures via Instagram. “One picture was his penis next to a Coke can”, a friend of Swift’s said. Rivera is in various states of undress and in several of […]
Melanie Goodhue (20) of Fresno California was attending UCSB (the University of California Santa Barbara) when she was arrested for desecration of a corpse and improper sexual contact on school property. Melanie was thinking about a career in the medical field as a nurse or doctor, so she had signed […]
Luke and Bryan Hensel (31), named after their favorite country singer, Luke Bryan are the famous siamese twins formerly know as “Brittany and Abby”. Their decision to transition to men will make them the very first pair of transgender siamese twins ever. Siblings such as the Wachowski sisters have made […]
Montecito, CA- Oprah Winfrey was rushed to a Santa Barbara hospital from her home in Montecito early this morning. A call came in from one of her maids claiming she was in incredible pain and needed help urgently. Paramedics arrived at her compound and quickly got her into the ambulance […]
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