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Bernie Sanders Dares Donald Trump To Compare Dicks. “Let’s Lay ‘Em Out On A Table To See Which One’s Bigger”

January 2, 2023 Bonine 0
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Washington, DC- Bernie Sanders has had enough and he wants to settle the score once and for all with Donald Trump. Sanders believes Trump’s supporters enjoy many manly and masculine things; “Big trucks, oil, football, guns, BBQ, an odd fascination with deer and the like. So I figure comparing my […]

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The KKK Choose Twitter As Their Social Media App Of The Year. Make Elon Musk Honorary Grand Wizard

January 1, 2023 Bonine 0
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America, USA- The hate group, The KKK, have released the results of their year end review to their hate group members. Twitter was voted social media app of the year. Twitter was chosen head and shoulders above all other forms of online social media. Communist facebook was a very, very […]

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Blacked Out Drunk College Student Nearly Dies After ‘Accidentally’ Making Love To A Beehive

December 29, 2022 Bonine 0
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Tempe, AZ- Kurt Sizemore (22), was raced to the hospital after passersby saw him convulsing naked on the ground next to a beehive full of angry bees. Kurt was so heavily intoxicated that the EMT’s had an extremely difficult time initially deducing what had actually happened to him. What was […]

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Donald Trump’s Former Lover Testifies In Court That He Gave Her Genital Warts In The 1980’s

December 15, 2022 Bonine 0
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Glenda Stiller (71), was in court the other day to put on the record the story of how she contracted genital warts. The reason behind the trail was an insurance dispute between Stiller and her PPO. Her insurance was denying her claim for gastric bypass surgery on account of her […]

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High School Teacher Faces 50 Years In Prison For Giving Blowjobs To 17 Different Students

December 2, 2022 Bonine 0
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Modesto, CA- Gabby Miles (27) is being held at Stanislaus County Jail after word leaked onto social media from students at the high school where she taught, that she had offered the male students in her classes blowjobs for positive reviews on the year end teacher review surveys. Several of […]

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Male Stripper Mistakenly Shows Up At Biker Gang Clubhouse Instead Of Bachelorette Party. Gets Beat Up And Sent To The Hospital In Critical Condition

November 21, 2022 Bonine 0
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Phoenix, AZ- Randy Simons (33) AKA “Peter Cummings”, is clinging to life at a local Phoenix hospital after a vicious beating at the hands of a biker gang. Randy mistakenly showed up to the house of an active member of the biker gang, “Hermanos Locos”. Randy Simons moonlights as a […]

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Man Is Clinging To Life After 14″ Penis Reduction Surgery Goes Horribly Wrong.

November 9, 2022 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- Richard Malone (41), is comatose in the CCU (Critical Care Unit) at UCLA Medical Center. He has been in a coma for close to two weeks after his penis reduction surgery went horribly wrong. Richard is a life long AngelinĂ² and has many friends and relatives in […]

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Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Off Of Her Porch And Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”

October 17, 2022 Bonine 0
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Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked after two young men on bicycles who were going door to door to spread the message of Christ in her neighborhood. “Ms. Williams thought it […]

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Woman Impregnates 7 Female Correction Officers At A California State Prison

October 17, 2022 Bonine 0
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Alice McEleny (44) of Bakersfield California, has been put into solitary confinement in a secure federal maximum security prison under the tightest security. Because of the heinousness of her crimes, her current location will not be disclosed to the public for fear of retaliation. Alice, who was born Alex McElney, […]

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The Governor Of California Is Offering A Free Name Change To Any Brandon Whom Would Like A Name That The Republicans Haven’t Destroyed

October 15, 2022 Bonine 0
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Sacremento, CA- Word from the Governor’s office has leaked out that starting on Monday, Governor Gavin Newsom will sign into effect a bill that will hasten the process for anyone named Brandon who wants to change their name. Along with a speedier process for those afflicted with the name, Newsom […]

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