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Los Angeles, CA- LAX, Los Angeles International Airport, has the touchiest TSA agents anywhere in America according to a study put on by the National Institute of Studies. TSA agent qualifications have taken a huge drop off since the inception of the agency. The agency was created out of a necessity to make flying safely … Read more
Dallas, TX- Ron and Shirley Attenborough have been married for 27 years. The kids are all off at college and now the nest is empty. Ron and Shirley fell out of love some time back, but stayed together because of a shared business. Ron has taken to wearing a diaper in public and only a … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- Ricky Schroder (50), has been seen at soups kitchens and sleeping in a tent on LA’s skid row. Schroder rose to popularity in the 1980’s by playing “Ricky Stratton” on the show Silver Spoons from 1982-1987. If you haven’t heard of Schroder in a while, it’s because he has not done anything … Read more
Fairhope, AL- Jethro Stumpford (61), was enjoying a mid Sunday morning dip in the lake. Jethro has had a passion for the water ever since he found a fondness for catfish. Yes, the fish. According to court records the Stumpford family is “closer” than many others and intelligence is not their strong suit. Wading in … Read more
New York ,NY- Kylie Jenner (23), was at a private club to celebrate a friends birthday. At this club was a strippers pole, drinks and one feisty Kylie. The music wasn’t to her taste. She wanted something she could shake that ample booty of hers to. Her friend Jennifer encouraged her to “tell the DJ … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- Brent Richmond (24), was busy playing Fornite Saturday night when he was interrupted by his dad Ted. Ted was sick of his sons shit and so was his mother, Pam. Brent had been in junior college for 5 years and was no closer to a degree than he had been two years … Read more