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Sister Tried To Smuggle Brother Over The Canadian Border Inside Her Vagina

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Vancouver, British Columbia- Alice Anderson was stopped at the Canadian border when she could not immediately find her passport. When she exited the car, mounties could tell she was trying really hard to keep her legs closed. When asked to spread em’, her brother Kevin fell out of her vagina. Three mounties passed out. “This … Read more

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Coca Cola Changing Its Name To “Coco-Cola” To Distance Itself From Cocaine Heritage

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Atlanta, GA- The American classic, Coca-Cola is changing its name to “Coco-Cola”. The name change stems from backlash over its cocaine beginnings. When the cola was just starting out it was infused with actual cocaine. That was so long ago that many had forgotten and even if remembered it was laughed off as a joke. … Read more

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