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Los Angeles – Sources inside Twitter say that there is someone already waiting in the wings to take the place of orange man when trump gets kicked off the social media platform. With violations racking up it is only a matter of time before Mr. Loompa is the official twitter orange man. A recent poll … Read more Twitter Has Announced Another Orange Man Ready To Take trumps Place Once He Is Banned
Los Angeles – May 25, Becky Mcleod and Stephanie Cooper went to a newly reopened restaurant in Los Angeles and had their first public meal in months. The two friends went to their favorite spot and enjoyed their day. They had salads and split a chocolate shake. About 3 days later the two started noticing … Read more 2 Girls Who Share One Cup Contract COVID-19
Bakersfield, CA – Marty Bender (34) is about to lose his hand. Many will say it is his fault. No one asked him to be a IV drug user. And now his hand is going to be lost because of his addiction. Clean needle exchanges were taken out of Bakersfield because that “obviously” contributes to … Read more Man About Lose Hand Due To trump’s Policy On Clean Needle Exchanges
New Germany, MN – Abby and Brittany have been making headlines since they were born. They even had their own tv show on TLC for a while. Recently there has been rumors the ladies have not been getting along too well. Imagine spending your life attached to someone else and you can’t get away during … Read more Siamese Twins Abby And Brittany Hensel Reveal The Secret That May Tear Them Apart
Burlington, MA- Kuerig Dr Pepper has announced that the company will no longer produce the long running citrus drink 7 UP. CEO Robert Gamgort made the announcement early May 11th regarding the long running beverage. Sales have been at an all time low. “7 UP has meant so much to all of us over the … Read more Kuerig Dr Pepper Has Announced That They Will Be Discontinuing Production Of 7 UP. UPDATE: Dember 1st Will Be The Last Day Of Production
Butte, MT – Raymond Miller (28) has been missing from Butte, MT for nearly 5yrs now and with the breaking case of Shep Arnold and his human jerky arrest, authorities have connected DNA from Miller to jerky found in Shep’s Goods. With the arrest of Arnold the FBI had been sending out DNA samples from … Read more DNA Confirms Missing Montana Man Was One Of The Men Turned Into Jerky By Shep Arnold
Washington, D.C. – President Trump, in a rare moment of charity has decided to supply his White House staffers with lysol and other disinfectants so they may be ready in the case that they acquire COVID-19. “We have a big big responsibility to keep those close around us healthy. So I decided alone, that we … Read more Trump To Donate Lysol, Hand Sanitizer and Other Disinfectants To White House Staffers. But What About Us?
