Ventura, CA- Jessica Valentine (28), wanted to surprise her boyfriend Billy with a new bowling ball for his birthday. Money is already tight due to the unexpected nature of 2020, so Jesica had to get creative. Jessica didn’t attend the school of “Hard Knocks” for nothing. Inspired by a woman […]
Van Nuys, Ca- Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever adult film featuring two sets of siamese twins. If this was any other year, this might be shocking, but 2022 is the year of the unexpected. The Hensel twins […]
Dallas, TX- 29 year old Kevin Dooley has gone where not many men have gone before and had a penile implant inserted into his penis to increase the girth. This poor lad could never get a second date and it had him thoroughly confounded. Dooley has a good job, nice […]
Beverly Hills, CA- Karen Wondersnatch has been locked up after found screaming at a white cat during the early hours of September 27, 2020. Apparently Karen had found her husband and the cat in a compromising situation. Not only that, but Karen’s toy poodle Felix was part of the action […]
Los Angeles, CA- News broke over the weekend that pop superstar Katy Perry has reached an agreement with adult toy super company, Fleshlight, to produce a limited edition Fleshlight based off of Ms. Perry’s specifications. The deal between the two is reported to be worth in excess of $100 million […]
Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting the coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies are offering a reward of double the street price for the drug when you turn it in. Good news bad news. If you’ve been […]
Lubbock, TX- 52 year old man, Wayne Wentz was arrested preparing one of his deceased mother’s kidneys for dinner. Officers were responding to reports of a suspicious smell coming from his apartment. Wayne opened the door to his apartment wearing a “kiss the cook” apron with stains of all sorts […]
Montecito, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (52) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. The day before, his divorce was finalized and tonight he was in a foul mood. Clyde went to the fridge to grab a Steel Reserve […]
Chicago, IL – In stunning move McDonald’s has taken a dramatic and groundbreaking stance on racism, when the publicly traded company took a swing by no longer serving racists at their restaurants. In a press release, spokesman Reagan Trudeau speaks of how this came about and what it means for […]
A lot of fast food chains are facing tough decisions. Burger King is one such example of making the decision to shut down 2,000 of their restaurants as COVID-19 has decimated their already small market share. McDonald’s is king of fast food. No point in denying it. Burger King has […]
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